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Old 08-05-2009, 11:07 PM
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The Answer - In 15 Languages!

Die Trommeln sind zu laut!
Барабанчики слишком громки!
¡Los tambores son demasiado ruidosos!
드럼은 너무 시끄럽다!
Os cilindros são demasiado altos!
ドラムは余りに騒々しい!
I tamburi sono troppo forti!
Τα τύμπανα είναι πάρα πολύ δυνατά!
Les tambours sont trop forts !
Бубњеви су прегласни!
鼓是太大聲的!
De drum is te luid
la tamburoj estas tro laŭta
Kundu bilong em loud too mas
The drums are too loud!


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Old 08-07-2009, 09:04 AM
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As a drummer I can say that is awesome!
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:37 PM
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Glad you liked it.

I'm going to have a t-shirt made.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:43 PM
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The french one is wrong.
If you want it to say drums it should read.

La batterie est trop forte!

tambours is general term for skin percusions.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:52 PM
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Thanks!
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:29 PM
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Same thing for a few of the other translations.
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:23 PM
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Corrections are welcome
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:58 PM
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a bateria esta muito alta!
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Old 08-09-2009, 04:53 PM
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Thanks!

Here's what I've got so far:

Die Trommeln sind zu laut!
Барабанчики слишком громки!
¡Los tambores son demasiado ruidosos!
드럼은 너무 시끄럽다!
Os cilindros são demasiado altos!
ドラムは余りに騒々しい!
I tamburi sono troppo forti!
a bateria esta muito alta!
Τα τύμπανα είναι πάρα πολύ δυνατά!
La batterie est trop forte!
Бубњеви су прегласни!
鼓是太大聲的!
De drum is te luid
la tamburoj estas tro laŭta
Kundu bilong em loud too mas
The drums are too loud!
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:17 PM
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I'm seeing a tee shirt.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:59 PM
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Aw, shucks - you must have sneaked a peek at post #3.

Now if I can just figure out how to depict a despondent drummer throwing himself behind a train...
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:33 PM
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I want 2 XL. Do you take PayPal?
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Old 08-11-2009, 07:39 PM
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There's a guy who frequents TB who was able to make a T-shirt for me as the result of a thread like this one. As soon as I remember who he is, I'll send him a PM and ask if he's still in that business.
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