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Old 03-13-2006, 09:56 PM
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applebees commercial

anyone seen the funny applebees commercial
where a duo on guitar and double bass and playing satire to the tune of gilligan's island?

the double bass appears mostly underwater

trick photography or did someone actually submerse it

for the love of God

I'm a bass player and live in New Orleans
and all the could think about was my 78 p not making it
thank God I had a near miss there

to see someone's double bass underwater
I know it's funny, but say it ain't so, they didn't do that to an upright

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Old 03-13-2006, 10:14 PM
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Finally an Applebees commercial I enjoyed! After I shook my head at the notes I heard when the F holes were covered in water....
Suspend your disbelief and it's great.

I bet they could do it green screen or something, and cover the bass up. But that also might cost more than it would to buy a cheap bass and half sink it. Sadly, it just might have been easier. I think it would be hard to hold a DB still in the wavey water; like holding a boogie board vertically and letting a wave hit it. All that surface area would definetely get pushed around.
Liked the song though!
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:41 AM
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Bet it got drowned

being in the biz, I'm sure with their budget, they got a cheapo and drowned it. From the looks of the guitar, I'd say its a cheapy pawn shop find so I'm guessing the bass was the same. And from the flopping around of the strings they weren't near up to pitch. Of course, they were acting to a play-back. Very probable that the "actors" weren't even the "singers". So submerged F holes, no problem.

The horror is that I'm sure the person in charge of getting the bass had no idea about them and it could have been some antique wonderbass treasure that was in someone's basement and made it past the estate sale to some pawn or second hand shop. Doubt it, but its possible.

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Old 03-29-2006, 12:02 PM
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Something about the shot was wrong, can't remember what, maybe water wasn't wicking up their shirts or something?
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:19 PM
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I kinda have a hard time believing the would just sink a bass like that, but hey if they have 5 million dollars to air the commercial on TV, then Im sure they could come up with a couple grand for the bass. Sad sad sad for us bass players though. Might make a good wall hanger though.
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:19 PM
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Hey man, I didn't know their were any other New Orleans DBers on this forum. You playing out much? I'd like to come check you out.

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I honestly hate that commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:53 PM
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breathe mcnair...

whew, I thought I was the only one that could only focus on the bass in that commercial! All I could think was "that poor bass, I can't believe they stuck it in water!" and where the bass came from and hopefully it wasn't a good one, etc.
what was the commercial for?
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:01 PM
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I honestly hate that commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amen, bro... I keep the sledge hammer far from the tube for that reason. I don't even mind that they apparently drowned a bass... it's just so frickin' stupid. But I guess that's the target audience for Applebee's.....
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:03 PM
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Some basses need to be drowned.
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:29 PM
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I liked it. I love the tune, except that you can tell he's not playing.
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Old 03-30-2006, 10:41 PM
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Personally, I've never gotten a decent meal at Applebee's, but after seeing that commercial I was considering hooking up with a singing guitarist and trying to book a duo gig there.

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I thought I was the only one that could only focus on the bass in that commercial!
+1 I was so focused on the bass being destroyed that I didn't know what the commercial was for.
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Old 04-01-2006, 04:40 AM
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You guys are goofs. I thought, "great! They submerged a guitar!"
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Old 04-01-2006, 08:05 AM
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Probably safer than using a "P" bass and amp.
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Old 04-01-2006, 12:30 PM
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I suppose we'll have to sit through that one umpteen times today during the Final Four....
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:38 AM
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That bass looks like a Craptastic. I say they did the bass world a service...
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Old 04-09-2006, 03:11 PM
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Arnold,

This should make you even happier - they used TWO!

I was the - what?- bass consultant to the set designer. They bought two Cremona SB1s - painted them over to look identical - drowned one and gave the other to a prop house when the shoot was completed.

And, no -- I didn't even TRY to give th actor bass lessons so don't blame me!

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Old 04-09-2006, 08:03 PM
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Arnold,

This should make you even happier - they used TWO!

I was the - what?- bass consultant to the set designer. They bought two Cremona SB1s - painted them over to look identical - drowned one and gave the other to a prop house when the shoot was completed.

And, no -- I didn't even TRY to give th actor bass lessons so don't blame me!

Louis
Thanks for putting our minds at ease. Although, my beginner rental bass was a Crapona SB1. Actually, not too bad to play with a good set up. Of course, the sound was bleh. Again, thanks for keeping them from drowning something decent.
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Old 04-09-2006, 08:28 PM
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Now there's a bass that sounds the same whether it's underwater or on dry land.
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