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Old 08-02-2003, 06:38 PM
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Smile Bass Joke

Q: What is a good thing for a new musician to play on an upright bass?

A: Solitaire.
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:42 PM
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contraseptive

What do bass players use for a contraseptive?
Their personality.
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