Bass Players in Heaven

[pickerpete]

St. Peter still checks ID's. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?" The man says, "I was a doctor." St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?" The next person says, "I was a school teacher." "Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?" The rumpled, bleary-eyed man says, "I was a bass player." "Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."

[jazzbill]

Originally Posted by pickerpete

St. Peter still checks ID's. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?" The man says, "I was a doctor." St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?" The next person says, "I was a school teacher." "Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?" The rumpled, bleary-eyed man says, "I was a bass player." "Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."

...Oh, and don't touch the buffet.

[bejoyous]

Sigh...It's like that while alive, too.

[salcott]

Put your tie on before you set up.

[pickerpete]

Originally Posted by jazzbill

...Oh, and don't touch the buffet.

HAHAHAHAHA!

[SmokeyB]

"Bass player in heaven?"
I thought it was a one-liner!