Bass vs Drummer jokes

Slaine01 · #1 03-05-2002, 03:36 AM

A Drummer and a Bass player are standing on a bridge when they both decide, after a few beers, to take a leak down into the river far below.

"Gee, the waters cold" says the Drummer with a smile on his face
The bass player only smiles and says
"Yeah, and its deep"

Nick Gann · #2 05-13-2002, 07:31 PM

I don't get it.

Why do they have bass players? To translate for the drummers.

Slaine01 · #3 05-13-2002, 08:28 PM

How did the Bass Player know the water was deep!!!

Jeff Bollbach · #4 05-13-2002, 09:08 PM

watch out for piranha!

anonymous0726 · #5 05-13-2002, 10:27 PM

Bass Play·er

n.

Kind of a cross between a drummer and a musician.

lowb · #6 07-05-2002, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff Bollbach
watch out for piranha!

Cheers man, i'm gonna have nightmares now!!............

peace

fufu · #7 09-07-2002, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slaine01
A Drummer and a Bass player are standing on a bridge when they both decide, after a few beers, to take a leak down into the river far below.

"Gee, the waters cold" says the Drummer with a smile on his face
The bass player only smiles and says
"Yeah, and its deep"

That isn't a very good joke..

Nick Gann · #8 09-07-2002, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tuba_bass_boy
I don't get it.

I still don't get it...

fufu · #9 09-07-2002, 06:24 PM

I really don't want to explain it.. But.. Erm.. BIG GENITALIA!!