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11-03-2004, 04:19 PM
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You know what are these great composers doing in these days ?
Decomposing
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03-13-2007, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by crocau  You know what are these great composers doing in these days ?
Decomposing | True. LOL
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03-13-2007, 08:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: SE Wisconsin | | | Bottesini, Dragonetti and Bach are walking down the street when they pass a tavern...
Hey, don't laugh, it could happen.
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03-13-2007, 09:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: SE Wisconsin | | | A guy walks into a bar and asks for a Bottesini #2 on the rocks. Bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve minors.
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03-23-2007, 08:58 PM
| | | | These all remind me of Kurt Muroki.... bad, corny, slightly amusing jokes.. haha |
07-24-2007, 09:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia | | | I heard an E, a G and a B walk into a bar and ask for a round of drinks, but the barman said "sorry, we don't serve minors"
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10-14-2007, 09:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, MI & Cleveland, OH | | | No. This is the bar minor joke.
A C, G and an E-flat walk into a bar. They go up to the bar and ask the bartender for a round of drinks. The bartender looks at them and says to the E-flat, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve to minors." The E-flat leaves, so the C and G decide to split a fifth.
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10-15-2007, 02:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Madison, WI/Indianapolis, IN | | | Three kids are playing make believe and decide they are all going to be great composers of the past. The first kid says Im gonna be Mozart, second one say I'm gonna be Beethoven and the third says, well hmm, " I'll be Bach". |
10-16-2007, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Eli_Upright12 Three kids are playing make believe and decide they are all going to be great composers of the past. The first kid says Im gonna be Mozart, second one say I'm gonna be Beethoven and the third says, well hmm, " I'll be Bach". | Ummm.....I'm not sure I get it. Is this a reference to the line from The Terminator?
Another: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor. |
10-16-2007, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ClassicalBass Ummm.....I'm not sure I get it. Is this a reference to the line from The Terminator?
Another: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor. | Yeah I should have put "Schwartzenegger voice" or something, its not a real good one but Ive heard it many times. |
10-28-2007, 07:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Boise, ID USA | | | Saw a great music cartoon once. Probably won't translate to text, but here goes...
Frame 1: Harried composer. Notes, paper and sweat flying everywhere.
Frame 2: Exhausted composer says "I'm beat. I need a nice, long rest."
Frame 3: Music notation for 64 measure rest.
Frame 4: " Ahhhh. I feel much better." |
12-11-2007, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by crocau You know what are these great composers doing in these days ?
Decomposing | Monty Python have an entire song titled "Decomposing Composers." Here's a link to the lyrics: http://arago4.tnw.utwente.nl/stonede...composers.html |
12-11-2007, 08:42 AM
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Three kids are playing make believe and decide they are all going to be great composers of the past. The first kid says Im gonna be Mozart, second one say I'm gonna be Beethoven and the third says, well hmm, " I'll be Bach".
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Hollywood was making a movie about the great composers and casted three famous actors. Silvester Stallone says: "I wanna be Mozart", Clint Eastwood says: "I wanna be Beethoven", and Arnold Schwartzenegger says: "I'll be Bach".
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