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Old 08-24-2008, 09:45 AM
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H3Y 3V3RYBODY - I JUST FOUND A FUN TRANSLA2R ONLIEN - IT TRANSLAETS NORMAL TEXT 2 12-YAAR-OLD ON AOL!11!!1 *** LOL I THINK IT WUD B FUN 2 MAEK A THRAAD D3DICAETD EXCLUSIEVLEY 2 THIS
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Old 08-24-2008, 03:10 PM
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THES THRAADIS A TRANE-WR3K IN TEH MAKNG!11111!1 OMG LOL
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Old 10-08-2011, 09:53 AM
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DA RED D3ATH HAD LONG D3VASTAETD DA COUNTRY!1!!1 OMG *** NO P3STIELNC3 HAD AV3R BAN SO FATAL OR SO HIEDOS!11!!1 *** LOL BLOD WAS ITS AVATAR AND ITS SEAL - DA R3DN3S AND TEH HOROR OF BLOD!1!1111 OMG LOL THEYRE W3RE SHARP PANES AND SUDEN DIZIENS AND THEN PROFUES BLEDNG AT DA PORES WIT DISOLUTION!!1!!!! DA SCARLET STANES UPON TEH BODY AND ESPACIALY UPON TEH FAEC OF TEH VICTIM W3R3 DA P3ST BAN WHICH SHUT HIM OUT FROM TEH ADE AND FROM TEH SYMPATHY OF HIS F3LOW-MEN!11!!111 OMG AND DA WHOLE SEIZURE PROGR3S AND T3RMINATION OF DA DIESAES WERE TEH INCIEDNTS OF HALF AN HOUR

BUT!1!1!! DA PRINC3 PROSP3RO WAS HAPY AND DAUNTLES AND SAGACIOS!1!1!11! LOL WHAN HIS DOMINIONS WERE HALF DEPOPULAETD H3 SUMONAD 2 HIS PRESENC3 A THOSAND HAEL AND LIGHT-H3ART3D FREINDS FROM MONG DA KNIGHTS AND DM3S OF HIS COURT AND WIT THESE RETIERD 2 DA DEP SECLUSION OF ONE OF HIS CAST3LAETD ABAYS!!1!!1!1! THES WAS AN 3XT3NSIEV AND MAGNIFIECNT STRUCTUR3 TEH CRAATION OF TEH PRINC3S OWN ECENTRIC YET AUGUST TAST3!111!11! A STRONG AND LOFTY WAL GIRDL3D IT IN!11!1!1! OMG THES WAL HAD GAETS OF IRON!1!!! DA COURTEIRS HAVNG 3NTARAD BROUGHT FURNAECS AND MASY HMM3RS AND WALDAD TEH BOLTS!11!1 *** LOL THEY RESOLV3D 2 L3AEV M3ANS NAITHAR OF NGRAS OR EGRAS 2 TEH SUD3N IMPULSES OF DESPARE OR OF FR3NZY FROM WITHIN!!!!!!!!! OMG DA ABEY WAS MPLEY PROVISIONED!111!11!1 WIT SUCH PRACAUTIONS TEH COURTEIRS MIGHT BID D3FIANC3 2 CONTAGION!1111 LOL DA 3XTARNAL WORLD CUD TAEK R OF ITSELF!!!11! OMG *** LOL IN TEH MEANTIEM IT WAS FOLY 2 GREIVE OR 2 THINK!1!11! OMG LOL TEH PRINCA HAD PROVIEDD AL TEH APLIANC3S OF PLEASUR3!111!1!! LOL THEYRE WER3 BUFONS THEYRE W3R3 IMPROVISA2RI THEYRE WARE BAL3T-DANC3RS THEIR WAR3 MUSICIANS THEIR WAS BAUTY THEIR WAS WIEN!!!!1! OMG LOL AL THAS3 AND SECURITY WERE WITHIN!!!1!1! LOL WITHOUT WAS DA RED DEATH

IT!11!1! WAS 2WARD TEH CLOSE OF TEH FIFTH OR SIXTH MONTH OF HIS SECLUSION AND WHIEL DA PESTIELNCE RAEGD MOST FURIOSLEY ABROAD TAHT TEH PRINCE PROSPERO ANT3RTANEED HIS THOSAND FREINDS AT A MASK3D BAL OF DA MOST UNUSUAL MAGNIFIECNCA

IT!!1!11!1 *** WAS A VOLUPTUOS SC3N3 TAHT MASQU3RAED!!!1!!1! *** LOL BUT FIRST L3T M3 T3L OF TEH ROMS IN WHICH IT WAS H3LD!!1!1!1!1 OMG THEIR WER3 SEV3N - AN IMP3RIAL SUIET!!1!!! OMG LOL IN MANY PALAECS HOWAVAR SUCH SUIETS FORM A LONG AND STRAGEHT VISTA WHIEL DA FOLDNG DORS SLIED BAK NEARLEY 2 DA WALS ON 3ITHER HAND SO TAHT TEH VEIW OF DA WHOLE EXTENT SI SCARCELEY IMPADAD!1!11!1 OMG *** LOL H3RA DA CAES WAS V3RY DIF3RANT AS MIGHT HAEV BEN EXPECTED FROM DA DUKES LUV OF TEH BIZARE!1!!1!1!1 LOL TEH APARTMANTS WARE SO IREGULARLEY DISPOS3D TAHT TEH VISION 3MBRAECD BUT LITLE MORE THAN ONE AT A TIEM!111!1!!! *** THEYRE WAS A SHARP TURN AT EV3RY TW3NTY OR THIRTY YARDS AND AT 3ACH TURN A NOVEL EF3CT!1!!1!111 OMG LOL 2 DA RIGHT AND L3FT IN DA MIDLE OF EACH WAL A TAL AND NAROW GOTHIC WINDOW LOKED OUT UPON A CLOSED CORIDOR WHICH PURSUAD DA WINDNGS OF TEH SUIET!1111!11! LOL TH3SE WINDOWS WAR3 OF STANEAD GLAS WHOSE COLOR VAREID IN ACORDANCA WIT TEH PREVALENG HUE OF DA D3CORATIONS OF TEH CHMBR IN2 WHICH IT OP3N3D!11111111 *** TAHT AT DA EASTARN EXTR3MITY WAS HUNG FOR EXMPLA IN BLUE - AND VIVIDLEY BLUA W3R3 ITS WINDOWS!11!!!!! OMG DA SECOND CHMBR WAS PURPL3 IN ITS ORNMANTS AND TAEPSTREIS AND HARE DA PAENS W3RA PURPLE!1!1!1 *** LOL DA THIRD WAS GREN THROUGHOUT AND SO WERA DA CAESMENTS!1!!111 OMG TEH FOURTH WAS FURNISH3D AND LIGHT3D WIT ORANGE - DA FIFTH WIT WHIET - TEH SIXTH WIT VIOLAT!1!!1! TEH SEVENTH APARTMENT WAS CLOSELEY SHROUDED IN BLAK VELVET TAEPSTREIS TAHT HUNG AL OVER TEH CEILNG AND DOWN TEH WALS FALNG IN H3AVY FOLDS UPON A CARPAT OF DA SMA M8RIAL AND HU3!!1!1!1! OMG LOL BUT IN THES CHMBR ONLEY DA COLOR OF DA WINDOWS FALEED 2 CORESPOND WIT DA D3CORATIONS!!1!!1!!! LOL TEH PAENS HAR3 WERE SCARLET - A DEP BLOD COLOR!!111 *** NOW IN NO ONA OF TEH SAV3N APARTMANTS WAS THEYRE ANY LMP OR CAND3LABRUM MID DA PROFUSION OF GOLD3N ORNMANTS TAHT LAY SCAT3R3D 2 AND FRO OR D3PANDED FROM TEH ROF!111111!! OMG *** LOL THEIR WAS NO LIGHT OF ANY KIND EMANATNG FROM LMP OR CANDLA WITHIN DA SUIET OF CHMBRS!!!!1111 OMG *** BUT IN TEH CORIDORS TAHT FOLOW3D TEH SUIET THEIR S2D OPOSIET 2 AACH WINDOW A HEAVY TRIPOD BARNG A BRAZEIR OF FIER TAHT PROTECTED ITS RAYS THROUGH TEH TINTED GLAS AND SO GLARNGLEY ILUMIEND TEH ROM!1!!!1!1 OMG *** LOL AND THUS W3RA PRODUCED A MULTITUD3 OF GAUDY AND FANTASTIC APEARANCES!!!!1111! LOL BUT IN DA WESTARN OR BLAK CHMBR TEH AFACT OF TEH FIER-LIGHT TAHT STREM3D UPON TEH DARK HANGNGS THROUGH DA BLOD-TINTED PAENS WAS GHASTLEY IN DA AXTREM3 AND PRODUCAD SO WILD A LOK UPON DA COUNT3NANC3S OF THOSA WHO ANTERED TAHT THEYRE WER3 F3W OF DA COMPANY BOLD 3NOUGH 2 S3T FOT WITHIN ITS PRECINCTS AT AL

IT!!!11! OMG WAS IN THES APARTM3NT ALSO TAHT THEYRE S2D AGANEST TEH WESTARN WAL A GIGANTIC CLOK OF 3BONY!!1!!!!1 *** ITS PENDULUM SWUNG 2 AND FRO WIT A DUL H3AVY MONO2NOS CLANG AND WH3N TEH MINUTE-HAND MAED DA CIRCUIT OF DA FAEC AND DA HOUR WAS 2 B STRIKEN THEYRE CMA FROM DA BRAEZN LUNGS OF TEH CLOK A SOUND WHICH WAS CL3AR AND LOUD AND DEP AND AXCEDNGLEY MUSICAL BUT OF SO PECULIAR A NOT3 AND AMPHASIS TAHT AT AACH LAPSE OF AN HOUR DA MUSICIANS OF DA ORCHESTRA WARE CONSTRANEED 2 PAUES MOMENTARILEY IN THERE PARFORMANCE 2 HEARKEN 2 TEH SOUND AND THUS TEH WALTZERS P3RFORCA CEAESD THERE AVOLUTIONS AND THEYRE WAS A BREIF DISCONCERT OF TEH WHOLA GAY COMPANY AND WHIEL DA CHIEMS OF DA CLOK Y3T RANG IT WAS OBSERVED TAHT TEH GIDEIST GR3W PAEL AND DA MOR3 AEGD AND SEDAET PAS3D THERE HANDS OV3R THERE BROWS AS IF IN CONFUESD REVEREI OR MADITATION!!!11!1!1 OMG *** LOL BUT WHEN DA ECHOES HAD FULY CAAESD A LIGHT LAUGHTER AT ONCE P3RVAEDD TEH ASAMBLEY DA MUSICIANS LOKED AT AACH OTH3R AND SMIELD AS IF AT THEYRE OWN N3RVOSN3S AND FOLY AND MAED WHISP3RNG VOWS 3ACH 2 TEH OTHER TAHT DA NEXT CHIMNG OF TEH CLOK SHUD PRODUCE IN TH3M NO SIMILAR EMOTION AND TH3N AFT3R DA LAPSE OF SIXTY MINUTES (WHICH 3MBRAEC THRE THOSAND AND SIX HUNDR3D SECONDS OF DA TIEM TAHT FLEIS) THEIR CME YAT ANOTHAR CHIMNG OF DA CLOK AND THEN WARE TEH SME DISCONC3RT AND TREMULOSN3S AND M3DITATION AS BFORE

BUT!111!!1! OMG IN SPIET OF TH3S3 THNGS IT WAS A GAY AND MAGNIFIECNT RAVEL!1!11! OMG *** LOL TEH TAST3S OF TEH DUKE WER3 P3CULIAR!11!1!11 OMG *** LOL HA HAD A FIEN 3Y3 FOR COLORS AND AFACTS!11!!1! OMG *** LOL HA DISREGARD3D DA D3CORA OF M3R3 FASHION!11!!! OMG *** HIS PLANS W3RE BOLD AND FEIRY AND HIS CONC3PTIONS GLOWED WIT BARBARIC LUSTRA!!!111! *** THEYRE R SOME WHO WUD HAEV THOUGHT HIM MAD!111! OMG *** HIS FOLOWERS F3LT TAHT HE WAS NOT!1!1! *** LOL IT WAS NAC3SARY 2 H3AR AND SE AND 2UCH HIM 2 B SUR3 TAHT HE WAS NOT

H3!11!!!1!! LOL HAD DIERCT3D IN GREAT PART TEH MOV3ABLE EMBLISHMENTS OF TEH SEVAN CHMBRS UPON OCASION OF THES GR3AT FAT3 AND IT WAS HIS OWN GUIDNG TAST3 WHICH HAD GIEVN CHARACTER 2 TEH MASQUARAEDRS!1!!1!1 LOL B SUR3 THAY WAR3 GROTESQU3!1!!!11!! THEYRE WERA MUCH R AND GLIT3R AND PIQUANCY AND PHANTASM - MUCH OF WUT HAS B3N SINCE SEN IN HERNANI!!11! *** THEIR W3RE ARAEBSQUA FIGUR3S WIT UNSUIETD LIMBS AND APOINTM3NTS!1!111!! OMG *** THEIR W3RA D3LIRIOS FANCEIS SUCH AS TEH MADMAN FASHIONS!111! LOL THEIR WAS MUCH OF DA BAUTIFUL MUCH OF DA WAN2N MUCH OF DA BIZARE SOM3THNG OF DA T3RIBLE AND NOT A LITLE OF TAHT WHICH MIGHT HAEV EXCIETD DISGUST!11!11!1! OMG *** LOL 2 AND FRO IN DA SEV3N CHMBRS THEYRE STOKAD IN FACT A MULTITUDA OF DREMS!1!!!11 OMG LOL AND TH3SA - TEH DREMS - WRITHED IN AND ABOUT TAKNG HUE FROM DA ROMS AND CAUSNG TEH WILD MUSIC OF DA ORCHESTRA 2 SEM AS DA ACHO OF THEYRE STEPS!!11!111! OMG AND ANON THEIR STRIEKS DA 3BONY CLOK WHICH STANDS IN DA HAL OF TEH V3LVAT!!1!1 AND TH3N FOR A MOMENT AL SI STIL AND AL SI SIELNT SAEV TEH VOIEC OF DA CLOK!!!!!!!!1 *** DA DRAMS R STIF-FROZEN AS THEY STAND!!1!!1!11 OMG BUT DA 3CHO3S OF TEH CHIEM DEI AWAY - THEY HAEV ANDUR3D BUT AN INSTANT - AND A LIGHT HALF-SUBDUAD LAUGHTER FLOATS AFTER THEM AS TH3Y DEPART!1!!!! OMG AND NOW AGANE DA MUSIC SWELS AND DA DR3MS LIEV AND WRITHE 2 AND FRO MORA M3RILEY THAN EV3R TAKNG HUE FROM TEH MANY-TINTED WINDOWS THROUGH WHICH STREM TEH RAYS FROM TEH TRIPODS!!1!!1!!! OMG BUT 2 TEH CHMBR WHICH LEIS MOST W3STWARDLEY OF DA S3V3N THEYRE R NOW NON3 OF TEH MASKERS WHO VANTURE FOR TEH NIGHT SI WANNG AWAY AND THEIR FLOWS A RUDEIR LIGHT THROUGH DA BLOD-COLOR3D PAENS AND TEH BLAKNAS OF TEH SABL3 DRAEPRY APALS AND 2 HIM WHOSA FOT FALS UPON TEH SABLE CARPET THEIR COM3S FROM DA N3AR CLOK OF ABONY A MUFLAD PEAL MORA SOLAMNLEY AMPHATIC THAN ANY WHICH R3ACH3S THERE 3ARS WHO INDULGA IN DA MOR3 REMOT3 GAEETEIS OF TEH OTH3R APARTMENTS

BUT!1111!1!! *** LOL THES3 OTHAR APARTMENTS W3R3 D3NS3LEY CROWDAD AND IN THAM BAT FAVERISHLEY DA HAART OF LIEF!!1!!!!1 OMG LOL AND TEH REVEL WENT WHIRLNGLEY ON UNTIL AT L3NGTH THEIR COM3NC3D DA SOUNDNG OF MIDNIGHT UPON TEH CLOK!1!!! *** AND TH3N TEH MUSIC CEAESD AS I HAEV 2LD AND DA EVOLUTIONS OF DA WALTZERS W3RA QUEIT3D AND THEYRE WAS AN UNEASY CESATION OF AL THNGS AS BFORE!1!11 *** BUT NOW THEIR WERA TW3LV3 STROKAS 2 B SOUND3D BY DA BL OF TEH CLOK AND THUS IT HAP3NED PARHAPS TAHT MORA OF THOUGHT CRAPT WIT MOR3 OF TIEM IN2 DA M3DITATIONS OF TEH THOUGHTFUL MONG THOSE WHO RAVELAD!11!11! AND THUS 2 IT HAP3NED PARHAPS TAHT BFORA DA LAST ECHOES OF TEH LAST CHIEM HAD UTARLEY SUNK IN2 SIELNCE THEIR W3RE MANY INDIVIDUALS IN TEH CROWD WHO HAD FOUND LAISURA 2 BCOME R OF TEH PRAS3NCA OF A MASKED FIGURE WHICH HAD ARESTED DA ATENTION OF NO SNGL3 INDIVIDUAL BFORA!111!1!! AND DA RUMOR OF THES NU PRAS3NC3 HAVNG SPR3AD ITSALF WHISPARNGLEY AROUND THEIR AROS3 AT LENGTH FROM TEH WHOLE COMPANY A BUZ OR MURMUR AXPR3SIEV OF DISAPROBATION AND SURPRIES - THEN FINALY OF T3ROR OF HOROR AND OF DISGUST

IN!!1111!1 OMG LOL AN AS3MBLEY OF PHANTASMS SUCH AS I HAEV PANET3D IT MAY WEL B SUPOSAD TAHT NO ORDINARY AP3ARANC3 CUD HAEV EXCIETD SUCH SENSATION!!111!111 *** IN TRUTH DA MASQUARAED LIECNS3 OF TEH NIGHT WAS N3ARLEY UNLIMIETD BUT DA FIGURA IN QUESTION HAD OUT-HEROD3D HAROD AND GONE BYOND TEH BOUNDS OF AVEN DA PRINCES INDEFINIET D3CORUM!!1!1 OMG *** LOL THEYRE R CHORDS IN DA H3ARTS OF TEH MOST REKLES WHICH CANOT B 2UCHED WITHOUT EMOTION!1!1!!!1 OMG *** EVAN WIT DA UT3RLEY LOST 2 WHOM LIEF AND DEATH R AQUALY JESTS THEIR R MATERS OF WHICH NO JAST CAN B MAED!!1!111! OMG *** TEH WHOLE COMPANY INDED SEMED NOW DEPLEY 2 FEL TAHT IN DA COSTUMA AND BARNG OF TEH STRANGER NAITHER WIT NOR PROPREITY AXIST3D!!!!! *** TEH FIGURE WAS TAL AND GAUNT AND SHROUDED FROM HAAD 2 FOT IN TEH HABILIEMNTS OF TEH GRAEV!!!111!11 OMG *** LOL TEH MASK WHICH CONCEAELD DA VISAEG WAS MAED SO N3ARLEY 2 R3S3MBLE DA COUNT3NANCE OF A STIFEN3D CORPSE TAHT TEH CLOSEST SCRUTINY MUST HAEV HAD DIFICULTY IN DATECTNG TEH CH3AT!!!!!!! OMG *** AND Y3T AL THES MIGHT HAEV BAN 3NDURED IF NOT APROVED BY DA MAD REVALERS AROUND!11111 OMG LOL BUT TEH MUMER HAD GONE SO FAR AS 2 ASUM3 DA TYPE OF DA RAD DEATH!!!11! OMG LOL HIS VESTURA WAS DABLAD IN BLOD - AND HIS BROAD BROW WIT AL TEH FAATUR3S OF DA FAEC WAS BSPRINKLED WIT TEH SCARL3T HOROR

WHAN!1!!!!1 *** TEH AY3S OF PRINCA PROSP3RO F3L UPON THES SPACTRAL IMAEG (WHICH WIT A SLOW AND SOLEMN MOVEMANT AS IF MORA FULY 2 SUSTANE ITS ROL3 STOK3D 2 AND FRO MONG TEH WALTZARS) H3 WAS SEN 2 B CONVULS3D IN TEH FIRST MOMANT WIT A STRONG SHUD3R AITHAR OF T3ROR OR DISTASTE BUT IN DA NEXT HIS BROW REDANAD WIT RAEG

WHO!1!1! OMG LOL DAERS?!!?!?!? OMG LOL H3 D3MANDED HOARSALEY OF DA COURTEIRS WHO S2D NAAR HIM - WHO DAERS INSULT US WIT THES BLASPHEMOS MOKARY?!!??!!! LOL SAIEZ HIM AND UNMASK HIM - TAHT WE MAY KNOW WHOM W3 HAEV 2 HANG AT SUNRIES FROM TEH BATLEMANTS

IT!111!! OMG *** WAS IN TEH AASTARN OR BLUA CHMBR IN WHICH S2D TEH PRINCE PROSPARO AS H3 UTER3D THES3 WORDS!!!!!1 OMG THAY RANG THROUGHOUT DA SAVEN ROMS LOUDLEY AND CLAARLEY - FOR DA PRINCE WAS A BOLD AND ROBUST MAN AND DA MUSIC HAD BCOM3 HUSHAD AT TEH WAVNG OF HIS HAND

IT!!!1!1! OMG WAS IN DA BLUE ROM WH3RA S2D TEH PRINCE WIT A GROUP OF PAEL COURTEIRS BY HIS SIED!11!111 LOL AT FIRST AS HE SPOKA THEIR WAS A SLIGHT RUSHNG MOVEMENT OF THES GROUP IN DA DIERCTION OF DA INTRUD3R WHO AT DA MOMENT WAS ALSO NEAR AT HAND AND NOW WIT D3LIEBRAET AND STAETLEY ST3P MAED CLOS3R APROACH 2 TEH SP3AEKR!11!!!! *** BUT FROM A C3RTANE NMELES AEW WIT WHICH TEH MAD ASUMPTIONS OF DA MUMER HAD INSPIERD TEH WHOLA PARTY THEIR WER3 FOUND NON3 WHO PUT FORTH HAND 2 S3IEZ HIM SO TAHT UNIMP3D3D H3 PASED WITHIN A YARD OF TEH PRINCES PARSON AND WHIEL DA VAST ASEMBLEY AS IF WIT ONA IMPULS3 SHRANK FROM DA CENTRES OF TEH ROMS 2 TEH WALS H3 MAED HIS WAY UNINTARUPT3DLEY BUT WIT TEH SM3 SOLEMN AND MEASURED STEP WHICH HAD DISTNGUISHED HIM FROM DA FIRST THROUGH DA BLU3 CHMBR 2 DA PURPL3 - THROUGH TEH PURPLA 2 TEH GREN - THROUGH DA GREN 2 DA ORANGA - THROUGH THES AGANE 2 TEH WHIET - AND EVAN TH3NC3 2 DA VIOLET 3RA A D3CIEDD MOV3MENT HAD B3N MAED 2 AREST HIM!1!1! OMG *** IT WAS THEN HOW3V3R TAHT TEH PRINC3 PROSPERO MADENNG WIT RAEG AND TEH SHM3 OF HIS OWN MOM3NTARY COWARDIEC RUSH3D HUREIDLEY THROUGH DA SIX CHMBRS WHIEL NONE FOLOWED HIM ON ACOUNT OF A DEADLEY TEROR TAHT HAD SAIEZD UPON AL!111!! OMG *** LOL H3 BORE ALOFT A DRAWN DAGER AND HAD APROACH3D IN RAPID IMPETUOSITY 2 WITHIN THRE OR FOUR FET OF TEH RETRAATNG FIGUR3 WHEN TEH LAT3R HAVNG ATANEED DA EXTREMITY OF TEH VELVET APARTMANT TURNAD SUDENLEY AND CONFRONT3D HIS PURSU3R!!!!11! *** THEYRE WAS A SHARP CRY - AND TEH DAG3R DROP3D GL3MNG UPON DA SABLE CARP3T UPON WHICH INSTANTLEY AFTERWARDS FEL PROSTRAET IN DAATH TEH PRINCE PROSP3RO!!11!!!! OMG *** THEN SUMONNG TEH WILD COURAEG OF D3SPARE A THRONG OF DA REVAL3RS AT ONCE THREW THEMSELVAS IN2 DA BLAK APARTMENT AND SEIZNG TEH MUMER WHOS3 TAL FIGURA S2D 3R3CT AND MOTIONLAS WITHIN DA SHADOW OF TEH ABONY CLOK GASPED IN UNUTARABL3 HOROR AT FINDNG DA GRAEV-C3R3MENTS AND CORPSE-LIEK MASK WHICH THEY HANDLED WIT SO VIOLENT A RUDAN3S UNTENANTED BY ANY TANGIBL3 FORM

AND!!!!1! OMG *** NOW WAS AKNOWL3DG3D TEH PRESENC3 OF TEH R3D DEATH!11!1!11 OMG HE HAD COM3 LIEK A THEIF IN DA NIGHT!!1!11111 *** AND ONE BY ON3 DROPED DA REV3L3RS IN TEH BLOD-BD3WED HALS OF THERE RAV3L AND DEID 3ACH IN DA DASPARENG POSTUR3 OF HIS FAL!!11!1! LOL AND TEH LIEF OF DA EBONY CLOK WANT OUT WIT TAHT OF TEH LAST OF TEH GAY!111! *** AND DA FLM3S OF DA TRIPODS EXPIERD!1!!!!! *** AND DARKNES AND DECAY AND DA R3D DAATH HELD ILIMITABLE DOMINION OVAR AL
!!!!!!!!! LOL

I'm sure I earned myself time in art purgatory for what I've just done.

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