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Old 10-12-2004, 04:07 PM
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Double-bass solo

Why is the double-bassist allowed to play solos ?

...because he´s got a big car...
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Old 10-17-2004, 07:42 AM
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Oh, no.....have we gone OT yet again?
"The opportunity was there...but it never presented itself." Phil Urso, 1980. :atoz:
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Old 10-17-2004, 09:44 AM
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Kinda like:

Q: Why's the band have a drummer?
A: Because he has a van.
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Old 10-17-2004, 12:45 PM
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...and he can carry everybody home after the gig...
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Old 10-17-2004, 02:21 PM
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Oh, I get it!
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Old 10-18-2004, 08:42 AM
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I always thought is was for the audience to have a chance to go to the bathroom and get another drink or am I confusing that with the Drum solo joke?

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Old 10-18-2004, 09:29 AM
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Lemme outta here!!!!
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:55 PM
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I thought that horn players gave us solos because they don't want to have to play their solo on the next tune with only drums and piano accompaning them.

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Old 11-12-2004, 08:54 PM
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A pianist friend told me of a bassist in Europe somewhere whose business card read " Bassist: Has Car Does not Solo" Even if it's
apocryphal, it's a good story.
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