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10-27-2006, 08:33 AM
Bobby King
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My friend bragged about his new, ultra-realistic drum machine.
He said, "This one is exactly like having a real drummer -- it shows up late, drunk and tries to screw your girlfriend."
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10-27-2006, 10:25 AM
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LOL good one!
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10-27-2006, 12:59 PM
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Bobby King
My friend bragged about his new, ultra-realistic drum machine.
He said, "This one is exactly like having a real drummer -- it shows up late, drunk and tries to screw your girlfriend."
Tries? pshhhh, that's no drummer.
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10-28-2006, 09:52 AM
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John;
That was pretty creative. Thanks!
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