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Old 04-06-2009, 10:20 PM
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Old 04-18-2009, 02:58 PM
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Old 04-18-2009, 06:04 PM
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As usual, I have to agree with Mr. Higdon.
We are surviving members of a club.....
Back in the dark ages, when things were going pretty good for pro bassists, something happened. Another instrument came along to all but put us out of our livelihood....yes, the Fender bass guitar. I won't go on, whining about the "good old days", but that presented an "economic crisis" that took a "toll" on serious bassists.
I'm sure this statement will rankle some, but it is the truth.
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:39 PM
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*Please note* This little missive is not directed at any one, just a few musings on progress. Since I'm nearing 60 OMG!!!! I can afford to be a bit of a cantankerous old SOB.

TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN!

The drum machine put a lot of drummers out of work in the 70's. The keyboard synthesizers put many string players out of work at about the same to the extent that lots of session worked dried up for these guys. Over the last 10 to 15 years, technology has made having an in home studio possible for as little as $5,000 or less. In the old days a studio could cost over a million dollars. People who could afford home studios spent well over$100,000; and so it goes.

Like it or not, it's the world we live in and it is not going to change for any group or any body. You can hate it, love it, complain about it, adapt to it or even enjoy it but regardless of what you do individually, the world does not care and it will not stop or wait for any of us.

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Old 04-19-2009, 03:23 PM
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I'm still trying to understand why the string bass put the tuba out of business in jazz way back when.

The wrath of angry tuba players gone by is still in the fabric of time.

The music is more important than the sum of it's parts it seems.

What the music is for is up to the listener in the end.

The musicians with instruments in hand are messengers for the parts of music.

You want to kill the messengers, go ahead and suffer the wrath.

Hey, I thought this was the joke forum..........

Treyzer, thank-you for your wisdom. "Time waits for no man!"
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Old 04-19-2009, 03:25 PM
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As usual, I have to agree with Mr. Higdon.
We are surviving members of a club.....
Back in the dark ages, when things were going pretty good for pro bassists, something happened. Another instrument came along to all but put us out of our livelihood....yes, the Fender bass guitar. I won't go on, whining about the "good old days", but that presented an "economic crisis" that took a "toll" on serious bassists.
I'm sure this statement will rankle some, but it is the truth.
Doesn't rankle me at all PW.
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Old 04-20-2009, 06:24 AM
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......reminds me of the old dudes sitting in the balcony on the Muppets show.
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Old 04-20-2009, 06:45 AM
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Thumbs up

Hey, I aint got a problem with it. Separated the men from the boys......I'm still here playin' my bass..
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