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Old 05-03-2002, 07:52 AM
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The execution

Two musicians were on Death Row. One was a country/western singer, the other a jazz bassist.
The Warden asked the country/western guy if he had any last request before his execution. He replied "I'd like to hear 3 choruses of 'Achey-Breaky Heart'." The Warden said "We can do that."
He turned and asked the jazz guy "And do you have any requests?" The jazz guy answered "Yeah. Kill me first."
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Old 05-03-2002, 08:21 AM
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Old 08-17-2004, 02:01 PM
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Old 08-17-2004, 02:15 PM
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"don't tell ma heart, ma achey breaky heart "

Reminds me of the FarSide cartoon entitled "Charlie Parker in Hell" which pictured Bird in the flames of hell stuck listening to NewAge music for eternity !
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Old 08-17-2004, 03:00 PM
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Q: What happens if you play country music backwards?

A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.



Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

A: New Age music…



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Old 08-17-2004, 03:05 PM
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Q. Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park are on a boat sinking in the ocean. Who gets saved?

A. The music industry ofcourse
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