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Old 10-07-2009, 07:39 PM
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"Upright Piano" -- contains the word "upright."
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Old 10-07-2009, 08:31 PM
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:09 PM
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...not to mention all the dead-fish-on-a-plaque sales.
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Yup - the pedals are really ubiquitous/annoying on eBay too.
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Old 10-09-2009, 09:01 PM
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"bass" boat?

Of course, some of those CCBs might fit the bill with the top removed and the scroll used as a bowsprit . . . hole pre-drilled for a tiller.
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:39 AM
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"bass" boat?

Of course, some of those CCBs might fit the bill with the top removed and the scroll used as a bowsprit . . . hole pre-drilled for a tiller.
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Old 11-22-2010, 07:29 PM
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Particularly egregious:

http://madison.craigslist.org/muc/2075074210.html

"need a drummer that plays fast double bass"
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