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Old 06-01-2009, 12:55 PM
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And the two vocalists, Novak and Good.
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Old 06-03-2009, 11:08 AM
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"Novak and Good." Sounds more like magic act, but pretty vakkin' good.

P-Dub--I don't see Forman since he moved south, but I'll pass on your regards to Vince tonight.
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"Novak and Good." Sounds more like magic act, but pretty vakkin' good.

P-Dub--I don't see Forman since he moved south, but I'll pass on your regards to Vince tonight.
Please do, John.
Since this is the "Humor" forum, and since you dint give a last name, I gotta tell you a story.
When I was out there one time, I was involved with a young, beautiful lady musician. She was a bad player. I was playing a gig with this guy who was in the same boat. He, too, was involved with a lady musician of no musical worth. On a break, we were commiserating on our situations. He looked up, thoughtfully, and said...."Love is deaf."
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Old 06-03-2009, 03:02 PM
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That one guitarist had such attitude. I think he was Japanese-American. What was his name... Hugh Takinamee

But the Polish-Cuban guy they replaced him with, Zbignew Payne-Diaz, was no better.
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:10 AM
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I found that all-star band list of names that Bobby Shew gave to me about 15 years ago along with more pics of my Bill Evans gig which I'll post as soon as I get my new scanner hooked up.
Enjoy......
Ira Fuse Barbie Foray
Hugo Yourway & Olga Mine Dinah Meetcha
Sonia Papermoon
Isaac and Felix's little brother Yourick
Owen Bytheway Willam Marryme
Colleen Allcars
Andy Rainscame Tyrone Shoelaces
Shirley U. Geste Randy Gamut Phillip McGlass
Bertha D. Blues
Manuel Diggit Titus O'Drum Maurie Hearsals
Ivan Awfulitch Seymour Clearly Isadora Jar
Ida Clare Marsha Dymes Noah Fence Chester Gigolo
Abe and Anna Split Chester Drawers Orson Buggy Lil Bitmore
Mandy Lifeboats Max E. Mumload
Melissa Forthought
Bela Hay
Phil N. Fine
Willie Makit
Warren Peace
Anita Drink
Amos Behavin
Buster Wallout
Wudda Wino
Susan Sox (my favorite maybe)Alex Plain
Kent Hackit
Kenny findit
Izzy Cumin
Jerry Atrics
Malcolm Tent
Laura D. Land
Theresa Greene
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:49 AM
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:18 AM
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I wasn't real clear on Isaac and Felix's little brother Yourick.......their last name is Cited.
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:27 AM
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....and the legendary manhating singer Ivana Kutcherkokov.
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Old 08-23-2010, 11:31 AM
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I thought that was Willie Bashim on drums? Izzy Russian on bass?
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Old 08-23-2010, 04:29 PM
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Izzy Russian on bass?
Of the Russian-Dragon Band?
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:27 AM
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Do you remember that singer who wanted to take a break every 15 minutes? Her name was Ivana Tinkle.
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Old 08-26-2010, 04:41 AM
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There was a memorable singer who was very popular with the boys. She was Mary J's sister, Sheila.
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