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Old 09-29-2006, 04:54 AM
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French Bow vs. German bow

Why don't German Bow players catch colds?

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Old 09-29-2006, 03:18 PM
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Actually, the palm up position allows chi to flow freely through the body and allows us to maintain our harmony with the natural world around us.

When the palm is facing back towards the body, it creates an unnatural circuit between chakras that begins an unhealthy spiral of energy flow and lowers the effectiveness of the immune system.

Little known fact.

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Old 09-29-2006, 06:49 PM
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So how does that work with your left hand then?
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Old 09-30-2006, 12:45 PM
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So how does that work with your left hand then?

Chi Flows through the right hand only ?
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Old 09-30-2006, 03:57 PM
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The ever moving left hand with a complete circuit through the finger tips with the metal strings dispurses chi differently than the largely at rest right hand (with relation to the bow). Metal, of course has entirely different energy properties than the wooden stick and frog as well.

Come on guys, do we need a refresher course? It's all ball bearings now.
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Chi Flows through the right hand only ?
What happens to lefties?
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Old 09-30-2006, 09:25 PM
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Not to mention lefties on the underside of the Earth spinning in the opposite direction!
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Old 10-02-2006, 09:51 AM
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In that case, it depends on the rosin.
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:45 AM
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What happens to lefties?
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Old 10-05-2006, 12:33 PM
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What's the difference between a French bow and a condom?
One French letter.
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Old 10-05-2006, 02:59 PM
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I have a friend who plays a French bow and tunes in fifths.
He plays a cello.
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Old 10-05-2006, 07:48 PM
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What's the difference between a French bow and a condom?
One French letter.
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:49 PM
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It's a joke based on the spirit on the 'Pythagorean comma'.
You know how, if you keep playing untempered perfect 5ths one after the other, you travel from, say, C and eventually get to B# which is gratingly close to the original C, but not the same.
The 'spirit' of the Pythagorean comma suggests that all things (or diciplines) reach a point where their logic or order become a little unstuck.
Hence, the punch line to the condom joke would be a bit like the 13th note (B#).
Only tempering will really bring it in to line... but then, would it lose its oneness with the natural order?

Before you scoff, think about your double bass and what playing in tune really means once you consider the Pythagorean comma!

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Old 10-06-2006, 08:45 AM
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Comment as in quoi? Not as in commentaire. That kind of lettre.
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:47 AM
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Comment as in quoi? Not as in commentaire. That kind of lettre.
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:54 PM
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Noi parliamo sultanto italiano!
`e un mucchio di merda ma me ne fregga una sega!
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:49 AM
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It's a joke based on the spirit on the 'Pythagorean comma'.
You know how, if you keep playing untempered perfect 5ths one after the other, you travel from, say, C and eventually get to B# which is gratingly close to the original C, but not the same.
The 'spirit' of the Pythagorean comma suggests that all things (or diciplines) reach a point where their logic or order become a little unstuck.
Don't you guys (to use American TV talk) get it?
This is bigger than the holy grail to bass players!
I know we live in different time zones (and I apologose for my Italian profanities) but, wake up! Hey, and cut the French linguistical S***, it all comes from Latin.

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Old 10-07-2006, 10:42 PM
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Don't you guys (to use American TV talk) get it?
This is bigger than the holy grail to bass players!
I know we live in different time zones (and I apologose for my Italian profanities) but, wake up! Hey, and cut the French linguistical S***, it all comes from Latin.
You know, not to be disrespectful, but if you had 1/2 a loaf of bread to go with that radiator, you'd be about 2 blocks past April 12th.
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Old 10-07-2006, 11:05 PM
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You know, not to be disrespectful, but if you had 1/2 a loaf of bread to go with that radiator, you'd be about 2 blocks past April 12th.
Good on you, Troy, for having a go.
Let's move past the esoteric statements. Let's learn to define what we say and mean (or what we mean to say). We're bass players, so let's not fall into the trap of 'trumpet player speak'. That's like just playing lots of high notes in a solo.
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:53 PM
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Sorry, this thread never made any sense to begin with, so I just went with it. Since it was in the "humor" section, I assumed it was fair game.

If you read my actual music related posts, you'll find them quite logical.

But it just goes to show that you can put a dress on a duck, but.. Oh, wait, there I go again.
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