How late does the band play?

Don Higdon · #1 12-29-2000, 10:34 AM

"How late does the band play?", she asked the leader.
"About half a beat behind the drummer," he replied.

**rickbass** · #2 12-29-2000, 12:03 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Ed Fuqua
[b]You, of course, heard about the drummer that was so despondent over dragging all the time that he threw himself behind a train....

...and the difference between the drummer and the train wreck? They both sounded the same but the train was on time.

chicabass · #3 03-18-2006, 07:03 PM

"Originally posted by Ed Fuqua
You, of course, heard about the drummer that was so despondent over dragging all the time that he threw himself behind a train....

...and the difference between the drummer and the train wreck? They both sounded the same but the train was on time."

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I have never found a musician joke so amusing.

chicababe/K`

arnoldschnitzer · #4 03-20-2006, 06:20 AM

Ahh, so many drummers...so little time.

Alexi David · #5 03-21-2006, 12:17 AM

hahahah

A Trombonist friend told me this one recently:

What's The Difference between a Trombone and Pizza?

A Pizza can feed a Family.

Ed Fuqua · #6 03-21-2006, 12:24 PM

Damn, Lexi, 4:17AM. You out doing sessions?

Alexi David · #7 03-21-2006, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Fuqua

Damn, Lexi, 4:17AM. You out doing sessions?

No - I don't get out much! (in the shed) Though, I did bump into Ray at Fat Cat on ST. Patty's. Fellow players started, "You gotta play!" and I was like "uhhhhhhhhhhh I'm drunk.........."