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06-01-2005, 11:42 AM
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Luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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06-01-2005, 12:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: NYC | | | Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes...
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06-01-2005, 01:44 PM
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a: None, they'll just steal someone else's light. |
06-01-2005, 02:04 PM
| | | | 3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it... |
06-01-2005, 03:19 PM
|  | Official Forum Flunkee | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: San Francisco, CA | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by DZ 3; 1 to change the bulb and 2 to argue about how Stradivarius would have done it... | You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy.   |
06-01-2005, 03:52 PM
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...chick lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, they hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them. |
06-01-2005, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by hdiddy You forgot that you need one more to write a book about how to A0 tune the wire inside the bulb, another to argue that it's shape does affect how bright it gets, and a whole bass forum to argue about everything until I get sleepy. | You had to go there didn't you ? |
06-01-2005, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Sam Sherry Q. How many saxophone players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one. But he'll go through the whole box until he finds the perfect bulb . . . | There you are....where the hell you been? What up?
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06-01-2005, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DZ You had to go there didn't you ? | Sorry, I couldn't resist.  |
06-02-2005, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Ed Fuqua Well, none. They'd rather restore it without making ANY changes... | It really depends on when the bulb was made and who made it. |
06-02-2005, 12:47 PM
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Just one, but everyone else will stumble in the dark for a while before he realizes it was time for a change. |
06-02-2005, 12:52 PM
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs...
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06-02-2005, 04:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maui | | | As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that.
(sigh...the good ol' days) |
06-02-2005, 04:48 PM
| | AES Fine Instruments | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brewster, NY, USA | | | How many Jewish mothers?
None. " Don't worry about me, I'll be fine sitting in the dark." |
06-02-2005, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Marcus Johnson As an ex-Californicate, I can vouch for that.
(sigh...the good ol' days) | so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?
cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.
jeeez. |
06-02-2005, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mister_k so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?
cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.
jeeez. | I'm just going to be more selective.  |
06-02-2005, 05:37 PM
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trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb???
None......they can't reach that high....... |
06-02-2005, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by mister_k so do hawaiians just use the ocean, then?
cause if so, i'm going to be a little less cavalier about who i swim near next trip.
jeeez. | Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other  at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife. |
06-03-2005, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Marcus Johnson Yeah, maybe we'll bump into each other at Little Beach next time. I'll introduce you to my wife. | so THAT'S how it is down there.
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06-05-2005, 03:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wisconsin | | | How Many?
How many chick singers does does it take to sing My Funny Valentine? Apparently all of them(from personal experience).
How many bass players to change a lightbulb? None--the keyboard player does it with his left hand.
How many country-western bass players? 1-5-1-5-1-5-1-5-1 ad nauseum. |  | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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