How many horn-players does it take to change a lightbulb?

anonymous8547j7d7b · #1 01-08-2007, 06:06 PM

Trumpet: "Isn't that the drummer's job?"
Sax: "Thought it was the bass player's?"
Tpt: "yeah, prob is - you know I played with a bassist the other night who wanted a SOLO!? AND he played up high!?
Sax: "Didn't he know the bass only has a one & a half octave range???"
Tpt: "When will these people realise that if they don't play exactly like PC & Jimmy Cobb they're wrong!!??"

(Guess what kinda weekend I had

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John Sprague · #2 01-15-2007, 11:56 AM

How many singers does it take?

One to hold the bulb still while the world revolves around him/her.

anonymous8547j7d7b · #3 01-15-2007, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Sprague

How many singers does it take?

One to hold the bulb still while the world revolves around him/her.

Oh yes!

Ike Harris · #4 01-15-2007, 11:01 PM

How many sound men does it take - - - "One, TWO - one, TWO . . ."

How many country bass players . . .? 1-5, 1-5 . . .

ALiP BoB · #5 01-16-2007, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Sprague

How many singers does it take?

One to hold the bulb still while the world revolves around him/her.

Instant TB Classic!

Bflat1 · #6 01-23-2007, 08:52 AM

As a trumpet player, I was expecting the answer to be something about them arguing how Miles would have done it.

John Sprague · #7 01-26-2007, 09:06 AM

how many guitar players....

None, they just steal someone else's light.

boogywoman · #8 01-27-2007, 05:16 AM

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer drolls out of both sides of his mouth