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Old 03-14-2007, 02:32 PM
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how to play bass

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Old 03-14-2007, 05:50 PM
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Wow I don't think that can get anymore basic. I particularly like when you like on eye link it opens to laskic eye surgery.
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Old 03-14-2007, 06:20 PM
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Thanks!

I guess I'm set.

Craigslist: Bassist seeks cruise ship gig. Will drink.
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Old 03-14-2007, 07:47 PM
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sounds just as easy as brain surgery, cut open head mess around with brain reattach skull, yeah bass is this easy.
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Old 03-15-2007, 09:12 AM
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Well, it's just moderatrly easy, apparently. As long as you have big strong hands.
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Old 07-14-2007, 12:54 PM
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Oh God, I've been doing it all wrong!!
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:53 PM
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Well, I sure am glad this came along, otherwise, I'd never learn the Bottesini
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Old 07-14-2007, 07:23 PM
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Hey, I already got a gig!
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Old 07-15-2007, 12:02 PM
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Dammit. If I'd known that tripping over the neck was such a hazard, I'd have never taken up double bass in the first place.
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Old 07-16-2007, 03:00 PM
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OMG it's just like Monty Python's "How to Do It Lessons". Do people really rely on this stuff?
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:31 PM
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Some people have apparently ignored the 2nd tip on pizzicato and let their strings make that annoying slapping sound. Tsk, Tsk.
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Old 12-22-2007, 08:54 PM
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Awesom!

I can now play Mary Had A Little Lamb (i actually never had before lol)
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