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Old 06-04-2009, 08:43 PM
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Thumbs up Insanity revisited...........

I needed these guys today. I know you remember them both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCYWa...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsBC5C5ERho
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:46 PM
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First video: You sure he's actually playing and not having a seizure or something? :P

EDIT: (Hope everyone realize's this is just a joke... the videos are awesome) :P
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That's happening!!

That takes the whole "saying something" while you solo to a new level for me.
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:28 AM
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That's some Dada bass playing (not to be confused with "That Da Da Strain").
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:29 AM
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The Marimba Queens give me impure thoughts...

Thanks for sharing those.
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Old 06-05-2009, 12:02 PM
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Sharing "those", Eric? That's the first thing I noticed (besides our boy).....no tits.
The third thing I noticed, and this says a lot about my priorities, is our boy's very nice bass. It's looks like a really good one.
The vacant look on that one blondish marimba...ist, spells: Nobody home.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:53 PM
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The vacant look on that one blondish marimba...ist, spells: Nobody home.
lol


I bet a duet with the bassist and that chic playing 'air marimba' would sound somethin' naassty
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:26 PM
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This ones kind of funny
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:27 PM
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Ha. .
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Old 06-06-2009, 04:32 AM
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Sharing "those", Eric? That's the first thing I noticed (besides our boy).....no tits.
Do you think that they are guys, then?

Either way, they are pretty snappy dressers...
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Old 06-06-2009, 10:04 AM
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Do you think that they are guys, then?
Naw, they play like girls.
So does Reg. Our guy is a real man.
I betcha he nailed the whole band, including Reg.
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Old 06-06-2009, 02:54 PM
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Makes me happy just to think about that...
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:30 AM
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I needed these guys today. I know you remember them both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCYWa...eature=related
Remembered this today and literally hurt myself laughing.

I like to think of the vibe player as the nobel leader, tirelesslly coaching his girls as to propper posture and smiles and gosh darnit "HAVIN a GOOD ole time," when one faitfull day his normal bass player the great (INSERT EARLY BASSIST) calls him and says,

"Man Reg I can't make it but there is this guy..."


Then later the Vibe player...


"Now that **** is coming down here!?!"

But the girls have been programed well. They don't even blink.

And after that day no one ever seemed to be able to remember that particular bass player comming around again.

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Old 09-13-2009, 12:55 AM
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speaking of insanity...

Here's some hot tips for getting your Upright Bass Guitar solos together...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HckqMrtU3dg&feature=fvw

That's right, Upright Bass Guitar
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