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Old 01-13-2006, 09:12 PM
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Cool jazz geek humor

My friend Jamie was in a jazz keyboard class when he pointed out to the teacher that his mom had hemmed his pants. He said, I guess you could call them altered cords.
It made me think, Yeah you're really dressed to the nines.
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Old 01-14-2006, 01:12 AM
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...Yeah you're really dressed to the nines.
Shouldn't that read: Dressed to the Ninths?
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Old 01-14-2006, 03:05 PM
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That one reminded me of this thread...
C, an E-flat, and G go into a bar...
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