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A man walks into a Music City pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.
"The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner. "Why so much?" asks the customer. "Because it can write and arrange for small combos and groups up to 16 pieces," answers the store owner.
The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, "That one costs $1,500. It knows Jazz and Classical music. He can improvise or play technically difficult solos."
The startled man then asks about the third monkey. "That one costs $3,000," answers the store owner. "3,000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?"
To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Band Leader."
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