| Jungle drums
A guy arrives on a tropical island for a two-week vacation. When he gets off the plane he hears the sound of drums way off in the distance and thinks "Cool."
When he gets to his hotel he can still hear the drums in the background. Wherever he goes, the beach, the restaurant, all he can hear is boom boom boom coming from the hills. It keeps him awake the whole first night.
In the morning he goes down to the hotel reception and asks how can he get the drums to stop. "No. No" cries the receptionist "Drums must never stop."
"Why" he asks.
"If drums stop" the native tells him "Bass solo begin."
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