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Old 10-09-2005, 08:41 AM
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Meeting between Bassplayer and Göran Person (The king of sweden)

One day Göran Person (king of sweden) met a bassplayer and told him: "I also want to play bass"
The bassplayer said:
"Well, give me your money"
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Old 10-10-2005, 08:52 AM
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Do you guys get it?
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Old 10-10-2005, 09:30 AM
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Nope. Sorry.
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Old 10-10-2005, 10:49 AM
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Uhm, right. :|
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Old 10-11-2005, 07:44 AM
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That you can't be a wealthy bass player?
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Old 10-16-2005, 04:24 AM
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Old 10-16-2005, 10:18 AM
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King? As in Swedens most prominent Elvis imitator?
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:45 PM
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Is it a joke about the high taxes in Sweden?
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Old 10-17-2005, 09:54 AM
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..and then the king said:"Never mind, I'll play the cello.." AHAHAHAHA..I get it now.......NOT!!!
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Old 10-17-2005, 09:59 AM
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Would the King of the Swedes be a turnip?
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:16 AM
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maybe its one of those 'the joke is that its not a joke' jokes. In which case its fantastic.
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Old 10-19-2005, 10:27 PM
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Okay; try this;

Donald Trump walks up to a bassist playing on the street in New Orleans and digs the groove.

After the bassist stops for a break, The Donald walks up to him and says, "Man, that was really cool! I'd like to be a bass player, too! What do I have to do to be one?"

The Bassist looked up from his tin can he was counting change from and said, "first of all, quit making so much money!"

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Old 10-25-2005, 04:47 PM
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well, I think we know who isn't allowed to talk....
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Göran persson isn't the king of sweden.
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Uhh...I guess since most of us aren't from Sweden we wouldn't exactly know that off the top of our heads....
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Old 04-17-2006, 02:20 PM
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I am sure all the Swedes know that George Bush is the king of America though!

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Old 04-17-2006, 06:54 PM
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Does this have something to do with Ikea?
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Old 04-18-2006, 01:44 PM
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Is it a joke about the high taxes in Sweden?
someone asked. It isn't. I'm not from sweden and it's 6 month ago that I was in The usa, but in Sweden they are much higher! exspecialy(or do you write it different?) for beer e.g.

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Old 04-18-2006, 03:10 PM
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I'm going to make my own social welfare state, and beer will be free.

Wait...that might not work out.
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