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Old 07-21-2003, 12:58 AM
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hey im lookin for bassist who wanna talk about bands and music if u like grungerock heavymetal punk anywhere around there im me or email me or just reply to the post
if ur lookin for local music i know where to go
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:37 AM
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And a hush falls over the crowd....
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:48 AM
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Well if this isn't a good example of BASS HUMOR, I don't know what is.
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Old 07-21-2003, 07:04 PM
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it was like 3 in the mornin when i wrote this and i was tired cuz i had been up since 8:00 am the day before so getoff my bak
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:49 PM
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:18 PM
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it was like 3 in the mornin when i wrote this and i was tired cuz i had been up since 8:00 am the day before so getoff my bak
Thanks for sharing your sleeping habits. Fascinating as they are, they still don't begin to explain several items. To wit:

- why this nearly incomprehensible thread was posted in the Double Bass forum. What's a double bass, you may ask? Well, it's kinda like what would happen if a violin ate a bunch of nuclear steroids or whatever it was that caused David Banner to turn into the HULK, only they aren't green. Unless you happen to be looking at an old American Standard, but that's another story altogether...

- How anyone who might be looking for information on local music, as in, "if ur lookin for local music i know where to go", would know what locality you "know where to go" in, since none is listed in your profile. Is Tabcrawler a country?

- why anyone should make any kind of effort to reply to this thread when it is patently obvious that an absolute minimum of effort was put into creating it.

- last, where this thread really belongs. Due to the complete lack of coherent thought in your initial post, I can't even tell where this thread should be beyond "somewhere other than the Double Bass forum". So, if you'd like to clue me in as to where you think this thread belongs, I'll be happy to move it there for you.

And yes, you may consider that last comment as bait if you wish. Take it if you must. I've always enjoyed fishing.
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:20 PM
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:09 AM
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And yes, you may consider that last comment as bait if you wish. Take it if you must.

I'm a little suspicious that someone baited the moderator - and set the hook. The alternative is a little frightening.
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:56 PM
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Fuqua's may have been big shoes to fill, but you're doing remarkably well, Chris.
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:39 AM
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I've noticed, in my travels, that in any given geographical area, there is "local" music. Oddly, when I head down the road to the next venue, there is to be found another distinct, yet "local" music. I've discovered this to be true all over the world.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:55 PM
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Fuqua's may have been big shoes to fill, but you're doing remarkably well, Chris.

Thanks for the vote of confidence... but like my good friend Jazzbo, I am but a shadow of the master.
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Old 10-06-2003, 11:59 PM
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Ahaha! I love the DB Forum!
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Old 10-07-2003, 02:05 AM
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...and no sign of MAILBOXHEAD ever since ?!
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[quote]Originally posted by Chris Fitzgerald
[b]Thanks for sharing your sleeping habits. Fascinating as they are, they still don't begin to explain several items.

A woman died last week in Japan at the age of 116.
Secret to longevity she had said was that she would sleep for two days and then stay up for two days. At that age? Now that's a party animal.
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Old 12-05-2003, 03:00 PM
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Thanks for the vote of confidence... but like my good friend Jazzbo, I am but a shadow of the master.
I should admit, that I'm not totally certain how I got involved in all this.
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:39 PM
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It's an honest mistake:

maybe a "double bass" is a bass guitar with two necks. i don't spend much time on this side of the board, because my bass only has one neck........

two necks make basses cool.
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getoff my bak would be a bitchin cool band name, dude.

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Old 10-25-2004, 11:38 PM
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Wow, I love how these old threads emerge from the depths.

Thanks A+COWPOKE for replying or else I woulda never seen it.
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Old 10-26-2004, 12:14 AM
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I'd seen it before, but thoroughly enjoyed it a second time

It just goes to show....real life is stranger than comedy...or something...

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Old 10-26-2004, 09:22 AM
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Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
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