New joke (hopefully)

[Steve Boisen]

This is my first TalkBass post, so hopefully you haven't heard this one before:

A somber faced musician walks into the union office and asks the clerk for a ten dollar donation to help bury a local bass player. The union boss overhears this, emerges from his office and says:

"Here's $50. Bury five of 'em!"

- Steve

[hamhead]

Did you hear the one about the drummer who got sacked.
His last words were "hey guys, here's a song I wrote".

- Michael

[toman]

I heard one time a bassist was walking to the gig, and a guy standing on the sidwalk said "That's a huge cello! betcha wish you played the picolo!"



wait, that wasn't funny...