Nothing about bass, but a good read

[anonymous0726]

I was on the interstate, when I decided that I needed to stop at a comfort station.

The first stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner
seated than I heard a voice from the next stall:
"Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, and I really
don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:
"Not bad."

And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"
Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think this was too weird!
So I said:
"Well, just like you I'm driving east."

Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say,
"Look, I'll call you back, there's some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you."

[farmerdude]

So how was the "tone" of that American Standard?

I didn't just go there did I......

[anonymous0726]

'Poopy', if I understand your train of thought.

[gruffpuppy]

Nice story.

Only a true friend would let you talk to them while you are on the crapper.

The best question a friend will ask if you are trying to get away with it, "What's with the echo?"

[anonymous0726]

The newer cell phones are pretty good at cancelling background noise. You can tell if someone is in a loud are if you know their phone, though. The fidelity drops as the circuit cancels more aggressively.