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Old 11-21-2005, 09:46 PM
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Old 11-21-2005, 09:56 PM
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You're missing page 2.
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Old 11-22-2005, 03:28 AM
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Are you sure that should have been an F# in bar 17 ?




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Old 11-22-2005, 08:13 AM
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These are great fun. There's about three versions floating around. One, I had enlarged, matted, mounted and framed on my living room wall.

Release the penquins!!
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Old 11-23-2005, 07:48 AM
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Catchy tune. Can someone convert it to tabz for me?
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:03 AM
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Looks like a banjo arrangement to me
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:13 AM
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by popular demand…

…for your sight reading enjoyment, here's page 2.

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Old 11-28-2005, 04:24 PM
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I know my community orchestra can't wait to get copies so they can start practicing.

Anyone know a good supplier of penguins?
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:28 PM
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Looks like you'll need a hefty supply of frogs as well for page two.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:47 PM
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I wish I wrote it.

It's.... ~sniff~ it's so....

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Old 12-01-2005, 07:48 PM
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USE THE CAT HANDLE!!!
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:17 PM
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Is there a PDF of this I can download someplace?
I like the idea of blowing it up and framing it.

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Old 12-02-2005, 12:53 PM
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Is there a PDF of this I can download someplace?
I like the idea of blowing it up and framing it.

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Right click on the chart and click copy on the pop up. You can then paste it into WORD or whatever software you prefer.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:45 PM
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"Use a semi-full pitching wedge to back of green."


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Old 12-03-2005, 11:00 AM
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"Use a semi-full pitching wedge to back of green."


Anthony Braxton eat yer heart out.

I think I'd rather use a shovel of green to play this one......
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My firend transcripted it to Organ

Also... it can't be that hard it only has 5 bs on the second page

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Old 01-07-2006, 12:02 PM
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Its actually not so bad...if you take a look at some Stockhausen much of it looks quite similar, and you're ACTUALLY supposed to play his stuff.
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Old 01-07-2006, 12:04 PM
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I get a kick out of "Adagio cantabile with a rock tempo feel" and "Rigatoni"
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How about the line "Release the Penguins".
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