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Old 04-21-2006, 09:57 PM
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Orchestral Personalities

If you've heard Garisson Keiler's Young Luthern's guide to the Orchestra" you've probably noticed that certain players of certain instrument usually have a personality trait.

What have you noticed?
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Old 04-23-2006, 09:24 PM
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huge ego trumpet players!
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Old 04-24-2006, 12:15 AM
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Violinists tend to be very competitive.
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Old 04-24-2006, 12:23 AM
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Bass players tend to be very inebriated.
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Old 04-24-2006, 02:24 AM
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cellists are often very meloncholy
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Old 04-24-2006, 02:42 AM
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Is that getting depressed by eating too many melons!!??
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Old 04-24-2006, 06:19 AM
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There were a pair of sisters in my high school who played the harp- we called them the Harp Sisters. One played the cello, too. Very popular, they were. And anyone who's played in an orchestra knows what they say about these two instruments....
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I notice first violins are preppy/hot/cool happy people, soconds are quiet trying not to get noticed. Violas are stuck up around other violist and cello's are focust/sad and basses are laid back show offs. If that makes sense.
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:29 PM
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Violins are obsessive-compulsive.
Violas are usually geniuses.
Cellos are about as snooty as violinsts, but share some bass-like behavior qualities outside of rehearsal.
Basses are typically pranksters.
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Violins are obsessive-compulsive.
Violas are usually geniuses.
Cellos are about as snooty as violinsts, but share some bass-like behavior qualities outside of rehearsal.
Basses are typically pranksters.
lol true
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Old 05-28-2006, 04:01 PM
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IME, violists have less self-confidence.

And girl bass players, while there is nothing wrong at all (don't get offended for me even thinking that way, ok?), but IME have a distasteful dominant personality.

Guy violin players tend to be like guy trumpet players, full of confidence and ego, while girl violin players tend to be observant and more reserved IME.
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:58 AM
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...girl violin players tend to be observant and more reserved IME.
I could give you a couple of strong counter examples, but not without inviting a libel suit ;-)

Violin soloists all tend to be rather self-posessed. First violins can be a bit smug. Second violins are either relaxed, self assured people, or full of anxiety and doubt about not being first violinists. Violists know they could be violinists if they really wanted to.

It's often said that a string quartet is composed of a good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and a person who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.
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And girl bass players, while there is nothing wrong at all (don't get offended for me even thinking that way, ok?), but IME have a distasteful dominant personality.
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That wasn't very nice. YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE OR I'LL MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE!! j/k.

we're not all so bad. Maybe we feel like we have to compensate for our lack of burly machoness.
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This could be taken the wrong way, but most female bass players I have seen were offensively attractive and annoyingly good. I think we need more. No body really has more bottem end than a lady
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This could be taken the wrong way, but most female bass players I have seen were offensively attractive and annoyingly good. I think we need more. No body really has more bottem end than a lady
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Old 05-31-2006, 09:43 PM
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My apologies. The door opened. I am always learning about discretion.
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No body really has more bottem end than a lady
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