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Old 07-01-2009, 12:47 PM
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Post Pee writes a waltz..........

" Buttons, baggage and bull****".
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:16 PM
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" Buttons, baggage and bull****".
Bill would be proud!
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Old 07-02-2009, 08:16 AM
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'Bubbles burrbles and boils'

And... played at many a wedding dedicated to the mother in law:
'The Adversary Waltz'

Also announced at weddings:

"Come everybody dance to the next song! We didn't get this 'waltz to waltz' dance floor for free!"

Another famous waltz:
for the hairderesser:
'Some day my rinse will come'
for the photographer:
'Some day my prints will come'
for the health food freak:
'Some day my grits will come'
for the seamstress:
'Some day my pins will come'
the list is endless!!!
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:20 AM
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I wrote my enchanting little ditty in retrospect of a recent thread I was involved in here.
My buttons were pressed. That made me check my baggage, and the result was......
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:40 AM
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I had my shirt pressed and they managed to press my buttons too! I checked my baggage but it got diverted to Munich! It came back 2 weeks later in a hundred pieces (which is odd since I had a 3 piece suit and a chess set in there to start with!).
As you say, PEE, the result in these situations is always the big BS!!!
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