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Old 07-21-2003, 04:54 AM
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:01 PM
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That's cool. Would make a nice avater.
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:43 AM
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Most excellent. The hands remind me a bit of Ron Carter's.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:42 PM
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Most excellent. The hands remind me a bit of Ron Carter's.
and the intonation..
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:09 AM
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Hehe...thats cool looking,I think green DB's look neat

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Old 09-17-2003, 02:05 PM
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Nice Pic.
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ha thats awesome!!
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by his hands i'd say he is anywhere from a G to an A assuming he is playing the E string
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:03 PM
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and the intonation..
You dih int!
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:30 PM
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by his hands i'd say he is anywhere from a G to an A assuming he is playing the E string
... and judging from his stance he's playing rockabilly!
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:48 PM
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Do Frogs have thumbs..... ?
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Old 01-05-2006, 10:28 AM
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Impracticality of amphibian thumb position...

Tree frogs have four digits on their limbs, so they either have 3 fingers and a non-opposable thumb, or four fingers depending on your poing of view. Either way, the pads at the ends of their fingers secrete a sticky substance which make it impractical to play at any tempo faster than say.....1/4 = 120bpm?
Aquatic frogs, on the other hand, have a rudimentary fifth digit on their front limbs and a rudimentary sixth digit on their hind legs. So while thumb position for the average amphibian may be unlikely and uncomfortable (especially with webbed feet), evolution would suggest that its only a matter of time before aquatic frogs have sufficiently developed thier extra phlange to the point where they can play bottesini's Elegy.
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Old 01-05-2006, 10:50 AM
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Old 01-05-2006, 11:19 AM
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So while thumb position for the average amphibian may be unlikely and uncomfortable, evolution would suggest that its only a matter of time before aquatic frogs have sufficiently developed thier extra phlange to the point where they can play bottesini's Elegy.
Are they going to die, if they don't manage this!!??
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Old 01-05-2006, 11:44 AM
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nah, they'll just end up playing slab. No one said evolution was perfect....
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nah, they'll just end up playing slab. No one said evolution was perfect....

LMAO

That's a good one!
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:02 AM
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nah, they'll just end up playing slab. No one said evolution was perfect....
Or is it rather that people's understanding of evolution is less than perfect?
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Old 01-06-2006, 11:05 AM
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Or is it rather that people's understanding of evolution is less than perfect?
Nah, a four fingered tree frog will eat more flies and procreate more in bar (their main staple- barflys). And their five fingered aquatic cousin will do better at the symphony.

Much like slabs, cochroaches maybe an important part of the evolutionary ecosystem, but I still think they're ugly.
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