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04-11-2009, 10:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver, Co. | |  SICK FUN WITH LYRICS.
You guys will get the idea....join in. 
First line to "Wives and Lovers".. "Hey little girl comb your hair, fix your make-up." Mine:...."Hey little girl take yer clothes off, have a root beer."
"They Try to Tell Us We're Too Young". Mine...."They Try to Sell Us Egg Foo Yung".
"That's Entertainment"........"That's Interstrainment".
"Time on My Hands"......"Slime On My Glans".
"Just Friends"........"Just Fiends".
"Young and Ghoulish".
"Have You Missed Your Jones?".......Thanks Red.
And many more............Ed?
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"The opportunity was there...but it never presented itself." Phil Urso, 1980. :atoz:
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04-11-2009, 11:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: north carolina | | | Along the same lines I'd like to see what kind of lyrics people have for themes of symphonies.
Dvorak 9 mvt 4 for example main theme, "I want to masterbate, please leave me alone!" |
04-11-2009, 11:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver, Co. | |
Nice.
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04-11-2009, 11:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, Ontario | | | Hendrix!!
'scuse me while I kiss this guy!
Paul: the original is, "'scuse me while I kiss the sky."
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04-11-2009, 11:19 AM
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Sorry man...that one sailed right over my head. 
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04-11-2009, 11:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Norwell, MA | | | Two by the late and great Dave Carpenter:
Tangerine......Jazz Marine
I hear a Rhapsody.............I Hear a Rap CD.
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04-11-2009, 11:58 AM
|  | Musical Anarchist | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sutton, MA | | | Shiny Stockings = Crotchless Panties
Those silk crotchless panties
That I wear when I'm with you
I wear cuz you told me
That you dig that lovely view
Do we think of wearing pants?
When we go to a dance
Oh no, you just take a glance
At my crotchless panties
Then came along a chick
With crotchless panties too
When you changed your mind about me
I guess I never knew
I guess I'll have to find a new, a new kind
A guy that likes my crotchless panties too
Crotchless panties
Crotchless panties
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04-11-2009, 12:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver, Co. | |
PERFECT.
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04-11-2009, 12:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: NYC | | | YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE IS
AREN'T YOUR T*TS GIGANTIC (ISN'T IT ROMANTIC) I got a whole set of lyrics for this one, too!
I'M (AN) OLD FASCIST
Don't know why
Got those bruises on my thigh
Whips and Leather
Since my gal and I ain't been together...
SUNNY AS IN A MORNING SOFTRISE
and that perennial wedding/father of the bride dance
SOME RISE, SOME DON'T
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04-11-2009, 01:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: SE Wisconsin | | | The famous bridge to Miss Jones
All at once I dropped my drawers
All at once she saw my sores...
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04-11-2009, 02:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Tucson, AZ | | | Not quite a standard but one of the best ones I ever heard was a band that played McCartney's Yesterday and simply substituted the words "birth control" for the word "yesterday".
Birth control
all my troubles seemed so far away
now it looks as though they're here to stay
oh I believed in birth control
Suddenly
I'm not half the man I used to be
maybe it was my vasectomy
of birth control came suddenly
Why she had to go I don't know
she wouldn't say
I did something wrong now I long for
birth control
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04-11-2009, 02:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Tucson, AZ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed Fuqua  Don't know why
Got those bruises on my thigh
Whips and Leather
Since my gal and I ain't been together... | Is that from Stormy Leather? 
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04-11-2009, 05:13 PM
| | Inadvertent Microtonalist | | Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Portland, ME | | | Tell me whyyyyy
is there lipstick on my thigh . . . |
04-11-2009, 05:56 PM
| | Registered User
Bass Player | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New England | | | Do you know what it means to piss in your jeans?
Laura, you're the face on the bathroom floor
You've got crustaceans on your face
I water the cover front
I'm gonna send some metal over to you
I don't stand a chance with a ghost like you
What is this thing called, Love?
Embraceable Ewe
It had to be Ewe
There will never be another Ewe |
04-11-2009, 06:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver, Co. | | Why, I never.......
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam Sherry Tell me whyyyyy
is there lipstick on my thigh . . . | Sam, all these years we've spent together here, this is the FIRST time I've seen you expose your weird side....
I'd all but lost hope. I was thinkin' you were almost a saint. I must say I'm relieved. 
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04-11-2009, 06:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn | | | I Took a **** on a Trane
And I Thought About You
or
I Turned a Trick on a Trane
And I Thought About You |
04-11-2009, 06:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver, Co. | |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed Fuqua Don't know why
Got those bruises on my thigh
Whips and Leather
Since my gal and I ain't been together... | "Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky...Leonard Feather". 
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Oh, no.....have we gone OT yet again?
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04-11-2009, 08:27 PM
| | Inadvertent Microtonalist | | Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Portland, ME | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Warburton Sam, all these years we've spent together here, this is the FIRST time I've seen you expose your weird side....
I'd all but lost hope. I was thinkin' you were almost a saint. I must say I'm relieved. | Uncle, you're being characteristically gracious. I bet there's a line of people here who think I'm just sanctimonious.
Gotta scoot. Be well, Paul
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04-11-2009, 09:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed Fuqua AREN'T YOUR T*TS GIGANTIC (ISN'T IT ROMANTIC) I got a whole set of lyrics for this one, too! | Please DO share.
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04-11-2009, 09:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC | | | "Pull up your skirt and do it
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