SICK FUN WITH LYRICS.

[Paul Warburton]

Originally Posted by bejoyous

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you ORALIZE
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULY
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
IF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
'Till we're blown away

Still don't get it do we?

[hdiddy]

Have You Gotten Boned?
When Jimmy Gets Poo
Butt Bountiful

[salcott]

Funny Butt

".....when you're near me, I'm in the mood for love...."

[salcott]

I remember some of a parody Milton Berle did in his live show in the mid 70s of "million Dollar Baby": " she was selling China til the day was done
I kept buying China until my dough was gone......and horizontly"
Wish I could remember more- the end of the first A section was, instead of "in a 5 and 10 cent store", "a Chinese mama five feet four". Getting old sucks.

[Marcus Johnson]

[quote=salcott;7253768]Nothing could be sweeder
than my sweedie when I eader
in the moooornin'....
/QUOTE]

Nothin' would be finer than to be in her v.....

I'm utterly amazed that this thread is still open.

[Paul Warburton]

[quote=Marcus Johnson;7268795]

Originally Posted by salcott

Nothing could be sweeder
than my sweedie when I eader
in the moooornin'....
/QUOTE]
Nothin' would be finer than to be in her v.....
I'm utterly amazed that this thread is still open.

Yeah, me too actually.....
If we had a chick mod it would be all over.
Since they're all guys, I think they're waiting for Ed to send in his complete lyrics to "Aren't Your ***'s Gigantic." I know I am, otherwise I would have NO part of this filth.

[Jools4001]

Dinner in the diner
Nothing could be finer
Than to have my ham and eggs
Up your vagi..


Pervy sound of music? To the tune of 'my favourite things'

Girls in suspenders with skin that's so pure white
getting the cane while dressed like a transvestite
my favourite position is flat on my back
tied up and stretched on a nice little rack

mmm da da, mmm, da da da, mmm da da, mmm da da da

Schoolgirls in leather and nurses in rubber
an hour and a half with a randy old scrubber
Nice little prostitutes tied up with string
these are a few of my favourite things

When I'm randy, I look back on, all those times I've had
I have a quick pull on my favourite thing and then I don't feel so bad

Or the Police?

Woke up this morning, can't believe what I saw
My once fat empty wallet strewn across the floor
Seems I need a loan, yes I'll need a loan,
For another thousand dollars to spend upon a whore

I'll send an IOU to the world, I'll send an IOU to the world
just so that I can get a, just so that I can get a

Massage in a Brothel

or

Giant strokes are what I take
wanking in my room
I hope my peg don't break
wanking in my room
I could jerk forever
wanking in my room
I could c*** whenever and catch it in, catch it in a spoon


Mking up bawdy lyrics is my dubious speciality. I've got hundreds of them but these are the only ones that are clean enough for TB

[hdiddy]

I think Jools wins.

[Paul Warburton]

I think I've created a monster.

[Jim Calhoun]

It'll be hard to top Jools, I know, but here are a couple of modest efforts:

Sung to the last part of ON THE STREET WHERE YOU LIVE:

When the police drive by, I'm behind a tree
I know I have to hide there so they won't see me
When they've gone away, I'll come out to play
Stalking you, on the street where you live.

And, sung to the tune of WOULDN'T IT BE LOVERLY:

All I need is a foot long ****
Pink and shiney and kinda thick
I'd teach it to do tricks then
I....... could be a porno star

[boombloom]

Originally Posted by bejoyous

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you ORALIZE
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULY
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
IF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
'Till we're blown away

And NEVER forget their medical love song...

Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling
And I hope you get well soon

/ D - / A - / A7 - / D D7 / G Abdim7 / D B7 / E7 - / A - /

My penile warts, your herpes
My syphilitic sores
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dhobi's itch, my scrumpox
Our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine

{Refrain}
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior uveitis

[salcott]

You are too beautiful for one man alone,
so I brought along my brother....

[Ed Fuqua]

I thought it was "so, let me go call my brother"

[Phil Rowan]

Around Halloween some a good friend and I came up w/ alternate song titles (too lazy to do the lyrics)... such greats as, "I Dismember You", "Embalmable You".. I think there were more, but that's all I remember right now.

[Paul Warburton]

Thanks Phil....nice.
I would like to offer one last demonstration of what I had in mind here.
Anybody can throw a bunch of nasty words together to make a song.......****sucker, mother******, bite my **** (even me) But what I had in mind was to take BELOVED songs that mean SO much to some folks and RUIN them (the songs, not the folks....that's a whole other Idea I have).
Again, kinda like this:
You made me love you, I didn't wanna do it, you woke me up to do it.....
And, coming out of the bridge to "Strangers in The Night":
Love was just a dance away and then I tore your pants away.
Do you SEE????????

PS...One more thing. salcott....let's let Ed have HIS way with "You are too beautiful". He's old, stubborn and vulnerable. (much like myownself) Cool? Besides, thas' about the third time he's used that line on the board over these many years.

[zeytoun]

Something like:

I see trees drop leaves, dead roses too
I see them wilt, for me and you
And I think to myself, what a Warburton world

Is that what you're looking for?

[Thor]

A-tisket a-tasket
I pooped in a basket
I brought the basket to your mommie
Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

[Paul Warburton]

Originally Posted by zeytoun

Something like:

I see trees drop leaves, dead roses too
I see them wilt, for me and you
And I think to myself, what a Warburton world

Is that what you're looking for?

My man! Thanks, z.

[Phil Rowan]

Halloween isn't exactly around the corner, but..

I dismember you,
You're the one who made
My dreams come true
A few slices ago.

I dismember you,
You're the one who's head
I shoved into, your shoe
Replacing your toes

[Don Higdon]

Originally Posted by Phil Rowan

...I dismember you,
You're the one who made
My dreams come true
A few slices ago....etc.

Wow. Beautiful. You are sick.