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Old 09-27-2001, 11:06 AM
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Oh say can you Boom, Crash
By the dawn's early Boom, Crash
What so proudly we Boom, Crash
By the twilight's last Boom, Crash
Whose broad stripes and bright Boom, Crash
Through the perilous Boom, Crash
O'er the ramparts we Boom, Crash
Were so gallantly Boom, Crash, and the
1, 2, 3
2, 2, 3
3, 2, 3
4, 2, 3
5, 2, 3
6, 2, 3
7, 2, 3
8, 2, Oh
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom, Boom-Boom
Boom Boom Boom-Boom BOOM, Boom-Boom
BOOM Boom-BOOM BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
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Old 10-01-2001, 06:57 PM
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Hello,
Hey, what do you call the people that like to hang out with the musicians in bands?

No, not groupies, Drummers !

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Old 10-01-2001, 08:43 PM
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Funny but, I just wish it didn't take me an hour to explain to my drummer what a 7 and an 8 are, he didn't find it funny after that.

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Old 10-24-2001, 06:23 PM
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LOL

Oh that was great...my bands drummer would probably really appreciate that.
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Old 02-04-2002, 06:57 AM
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Believe it or not its not too far from the truth, I've heard cosy Powell (rip) do the same thing to the 1812 overture.

definitely a spinal tap moment
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Old 08-01-2004, 10:58 PM
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Why do they limit intermissions to a half an hour during concerts?
so they don't have t retrain the drummers.
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