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Old 12-21-2005, 09:58 AM
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What did the Deadhead say...

... when the acid wore off?

"Hey man, this band really sucks".
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Old 12-21-2005, 10:02 AM
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What was Jerry Garcia's last hit before he died?

The floor.
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:49 PM
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... when the acid wore off?

"Hey man, this band really sucks".
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:42 AM
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the floor....that is good....
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Old 12-22-2005, 01:53 PM
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...but not so great for Jerry.
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:25 PM
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What was Jerry Garcia's last hit before he died?

The floor.
That's as bad as a pink floyd one i heard:

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was 'The Wall."
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Old 12-24-2005, 07:48 PM
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Yeah but they made Wish You Were Here after The Wall, so the joke doesn't really make sense
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Old 12-24-2005, 08:52 PM
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The wall was a hit album. Wish you were here was a hit song, the album, not so much. Besides, it's a joke. Lighten up.
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Old 12-25-2005, 05:38 AM
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Look it up

Wish You Were Here was made before The Wall. I promise.
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Old 12-25-2005, 06:42 AM
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How many deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it, and millions to follow it around until it burns out.
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Old 12-27-2005, 09:54 AM
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Ooooh, good one lowtones!
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Old 12-27-2005, 09:56 AM
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I once saw a teeshirt that said "I'm grateful Jerry's dead" .
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:18 AM
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Every time you make fun of the Dead a hacky sack rolls into the gutter.
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:35 AM
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Every time you make fun of the Dead a hacky sack rolls into the gutter.
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Every time you make fun of the Dead a hacky sack rolls into the gutter.
lol...pmp...

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Old 12-29-2005, 06:09 AM
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lol...pmp...

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omg, dgt, tmi!
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How do you keep a deadhead in suspense?

http://www.euphoria.force9.co.uk/rea.../jokegded.html
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Old 03-16-2006, 09:09 PM
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This was my fav off that page... LOL again. And I never write LOL.

Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance? To keep the music out of their eyes.

OT. Does anyone think this is funny besides me? Nobody I ever tell it to laughs at all, and this had me rolling on a plane last month for about a half an hour.

Two snowmen are sitting on a mountain. One says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"

IT STILL CRACKS ME UP!!!!!
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:34 PM
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Old 03-24-2006, 07:00 AM
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how do you hide money...

How do you hide money from a hippy?


Put it under the soap!

(props to Gwar for that one)
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