| You know you're a music geek when...
...you get this joke
So, three notes walk into a bar -- a G, an Eb, and a C.
The bartender looks up and says "We don't serve minors."
So the Eb leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the G was out flat, and the experience was
diminished.
Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends missing,
the other one passed out, and realizes to his horror that he's under
a rest.
C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of
contributing to the diminution of a minor and was sentenced to 10
years of DS without Coda at the Paul Williams/Neil Sedaka
Correctional Facility.
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