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Old 09-04-2000, 09:31 PM
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This is from Garrisson Kieller's Young Lutheran's guide to the Orchestra.-
We come now to the string section. Strings are mentioned in scripture and some young Christians are tempted to become string players. But you want to be careful. Bass, for example. A very deliberate instrument, the plow horse of the orchestra: and bass players do tend to be more methodical, not so spontaneous or witty or brilliant necessarily, but reliable. Which makes the instrument appealing to German Lutherans. And yet bass notes do have a certain texture and a tone, a darkness, a depth that--my gosh, when you see those guys pick up their bows back there, doesn't it make you think the same thing that I do? And if we do, just think what they're thinking about....
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"is it ok for a young german lutheran to use french bowing?"

well, it COULD be going through his head.
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"is it ok for a young german lutheran to use french bowing?"

well, it COULD be going through his head.
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