2 is the magic number...

[alapantera]

...where 2 is equal to the number of consecutive years in which I've been involved in an accident where A) I was completely stopped, or almost completely stopped, B) The driver of the other vehicle was an inattentive, teenage, female driver and C) not my fault in the least bit.

On the bright side, nobody was hurt. This was the company's car this time, so I won't have to deal with the massive insurance nightmare again. I got to spend practically the last 3 hours of work today doing nothing (had to wait for a ride coming from an hour away.)

[FL Knifemaker]

Women drivers, no survivors!!

[RWP]

Why don't women need drivers licenses? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

[TheDarkReaver]

Originally Posted by 'I Wish I Was a Girl' - Violent Delight

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive [breasts]

[RWP]

^^^^ LMAO ^^^^

[i_got_a_mohawk]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/8618414.stm

[jonathan_matos5]

Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/8618414.stm

that was fiat's fault.

[i_got_a_mohawk]

You know what the problem is, it's a Ford. You know what they say for stands for don'tcha?

Fix It Again Tony, heh heh heh.

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk

You know what the problem is, it's a Ford. You know what they say for stands for don'tcha?

Fix It Again Tony, heh heh heh.

You mixed that one right the hell up.

Fiat - Fix It Again, Tony

Ford - Fixed Or Repaired Daily

[kydnav]

Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk

You know what the problem is, it's a Ford. You know what they say for stands for don'tcha?

Fix It Again Tony, heh heh heh.

Quoted for fail

[kesslari]

Originally Posted by alapantera

...where 2 is equal to the number of consecutive years in which I've been involved in an accident where A) I was completely stopped, or almost completely stopped, B) The driver of the other vehicle was an inattentive, teenage, female driver and C) not my fault in the least bit.

On the bright side, nobody was hurt. This was the company's car this time, so I won't have to deal with the massive insurance nightmare again. I got to spend practically the last 3 hours of work today doing nothing (had to wait for a ride coming from an hour away.)

Glad you weren't hurt either time. A good friend had this happened recently - the other driver (teenage female) was texting. My friend was badly hurt. Several months later, she's still in a lot of pain and dealing with medical consequences.
Pisses me off.

[Stu L.]

Originally Posted by RWP

Why don't women need drivers licenses? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

I'm gonna have to remember that one.

[McHaven]

Teenage girls in cars are my biggest fear as a motorcyclist. Every day on campus I see at least 3 cars attempt to pull in front of me while on the phone, speed through an area on the phone, or not stop at stop signs, cause they're texting.

[Unrepresented]

There's a popular Korean supermarket near my work.

Every day I drive by, I'm shocked to discover there's not an ambulance cleaning up an accident scene.

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Originally Posted by MatticusMania

You mixed that one right the hell up.

Fiat - Fix It Again, Tony

Ford - Fixed Or Repaired Daily

Originally Posted by kydnav

Quoted for fail

Sorry, thought someone might have gotten that. I was quoting from the first episode of King of the Hill, I'm not that thick

[Stu L.]

Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk

Sorry, thought someone might have gotten that. I was quoting from the first episode of King of the Hill, I'm not that thick

Dammit Dale, it's Texas. It's 110 degrees in the shade, and if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass.

I got the reference

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Originally Posted by Stu L.

Dammit Dale, it's Texas. It's 110 degrees in the shade, and if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass.

I got the reference

Thank you!

[RWP]

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.