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04-23-2010, 04:13 PM
| | The only winning move is not to play. | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Gainesville/Ft. Lauderdale, FL | | | 23andme.com DNA Test Sale
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s You're getting laid and you guys are still bitching? | |
04-23-2010, 04:15 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | I was thinking how much it would cost to do that the other day. I saw it one a TV documentary or something and it looked quite interesting.
I'd like to find out what genetic markers I may have, like where my ancient ancestors came from and what not. |
04-23-2010, 04:18 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Maury Povich will do a paternity test for free if you appear on his show. I believe he will also fly you out to the studio, and maybe even put you up in a room for a night. Sounds much better than spending $100, plus you get to be on TV!
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04-23-2010, 04:22 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | Whatever, I do what I want! |
04-23-2010, 04:22 PM
| | The only winning move is not to play. | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Gainesville/Ft. Lauderdale, FL | | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME
Had to post that in response to the Maury comment. 
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s You're getting laid and you guys are still bitching? | |
04-23-2010, 04:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Winnipeg,Siberia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania  Maury Povich will do a paternity test for free if you appear on his show. I believe he will also fly you out to the studio, and maybe even put you up in a room for a night. Sounds much better than spending $100, plus you get to be on TV! | matticus,you are the father.....
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04-23-2010, 04:24 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by UnsungZeros | That's one happy camper. |
04-23-2010, 04:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Campbell matticus,you are the father..... | Nuh-uh, that hoe be trippin'! I wasen even evah in da same room, let alone da same house, as dat bustah brown wearin' hoe. WHY YOU BE LYIN? WHY YOU BE LYIN MAURY? JUST ANOTHA CASE OF THE MAN TRYIN TA KEEP CRACKA DOWN!
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04-23-2010, 04:40 PM
|  | *******er Emeritus(does anyone remember that? No?) | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Houston, Texas | | | Wow, that's a really good deal - wish I could get that today. Unfortunately I can't even afford $99 for that today. I've always wanted to do something like that.
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04-23-2010, 04:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jrthebassguy Wow, that's a really good deal - wish I could get that today. Unfortunately I can't even afford $99 for that today. I've always wanted to do something like that. | Find out who your baby's daddy is?
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04-23-2010, 05:04 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Just ordered for my wife and I. Cool
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-25-2010, 02:30 AM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | Bummer, I missed out. I'll have to wait until next year to find out if I am related to anyone famous from days gone by.
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04-25-2010, 03:16 AM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MJ5150 Bummer, I missed out. I'll have to wait until next year to find out if I am related to anyone famous from days gone by.
-Mike | Sure you are, Mike - everybody is related to everybody else. It's just a question of how, and how closely.
So, I can say with confidence that I am related to Socrates, Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Queen Victoria, Ghandi, Mike Tyson, Jaco Pastorius and the Pope. And I didn't even need to pay for a DNA test! 
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04-25-2010, 05:26 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | That of course, would also mean that you are related to Mark Wilson? better hope that fail gene is recessive!
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-25-2010, 07:47 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Martin Keith Guitars Moderator | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Long Island, NY | | | I heard about this too late as well (they had a 5:00 pm cutoff or something). I would have done it for sure. |
04-25-2010, 07:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Amherst, MA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by UnsungZeros | Maury: The RPG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UenDYX26uN0
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04-25-2010, 07:55 AM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Nuh-uh, that hoe be trippin'! I wasen even evah in da same room, let alone da same house, as dat bustah brown wearin' hoe. WHY YOU BE LYIN? WHY YOU BE LYIN MAURY? JUST ANOTHA CASE OF THE MAN TRYIN TA KEEP CRACKA DOWN! | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic That of course, would also mean that you are related to Mark Wilson? better hope that fail gene is recessive! | A double dose of LULZ in one small thread!!!
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Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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