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Old 02-14-2008, 06:57 PM
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February 15th is the 2nd annual "That's What She Said" day. I'm really excited for this! So much, that I wanted to get a headstart in creating the thread for it.

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quote from scrubs (not really a thats what she said joke but its from the resident pervert of scrubs)

Random Female Nurse: Doctor Todd I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innudendo.
Todd: In your endo.
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February 15th is the 2nd annual "That's What She Said" day. I'm really excited for this!
thats what she said
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:05 PM
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In college we were trying to teach a Norwegian exchange student how to play football. At one point he said, "This game scares and confuses me. I don't think I like it."

My buddy Spud piped up with, "That's what she said."

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It's a bit of a variation, but a true story nonetheless. The other day a friend came in town I hadn't seen in a while. i was showing him my new blimp and he exclaimed "that thing is massive! Is it hard to manuever?". I deftly replied "That's what your mother said. Just like her, you're about to find out". I'm smooth like that.

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hahahaha

I've been saying 'thats she said' all week. this is great! I have a good excuse now!
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:02 PM
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Woot! It's officially That's What She Said Day!!!

It's probably the second best faux-holiday next to Steak n' BJ Day.

Alright, since it's official now, let's hear them jokes! Keep them coming all day!
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with one of my last basses a TBer asked "why is it so wavy" and I was tempted to say, of course, "that's what SHE said"
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Old 02-15-2008, 04:35 AM
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It's a bit of a variation, but a true story nonetheless. The other day a friend came in town I hadn't seen in a while. i was showing him my new blimp and he exclaimed "that thing is massive! Is it hard to manuever?". I deftly replied "That's what your mother said. Just like her, you're about to find out". I'm smooth like that.

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After reading this I will never believe anything you say ever again!!
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It's probably the second best faux-holiday next to Steak n' BJ Day.
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I am TOOOOTALLY nailing someone at lunch. With cunning and stealth, I'll wait until everyone is in the lunch room unpacking their food, starting their conversation. At the appropriate timing, I will stride in boastfully and arrogantly, proclaiming today's anthem with gusto and pride.
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I am TOOOOTALLY nailing someone at lunch. With cunning and stealth, I'll wait until everyone is in the lunch room unpacking their food, starting their conversation. At the appropriate timing, I will stride in boastfully and arrogantly, proclaiming today's anthem with gusto and pride.
That's what she said!
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I am TOOOOTALLY nailing someone at lunch.
Thats what she said!!!

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Old 02-15-2008, 09:12 AM
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:15 AM
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Star Wars "That's What She Said"

"Rules Of Engagement" had an episode where Russell (David Spade) met THE 'that's what she said' girl. Everything she said was innuendo until he asked her about global warming.
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