3 wheeler and cobra: will trade for electric wheelchair

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And so it goes: my bid for best Craigslist ad, ever.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bar/1344612625.html

I bet dollar to donuts the 3 wheeler put him in the wheelchair.

Check the precautions out... reads like the "happy fun ball" ad from old SNL...

Incroyable.

[CrispyDelicious]

Copy and paste! Copy and paste!

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Hi there,
I am in sudden need of a motorized wheelchair and some rayban sunglasses.

Up for trade is a home-made 3 wheeler and my beloved pet cobra. Please note, spitting cobra is venomous and should be
handled with great care. Cobra has calm temperament but will spit and strike when frightened or taunted.

Advisable precautions for owning a Spitting Cobra:
Do not make eye contact with Cobra
Do not shout at Cobra
Do not turn your back away from Cobra, especially when cobra stands erect in striking pose.
Do not use water to wash out venom from eyes - it only makes it worse.
Maintain ample supply of anti-venom
Keep unsupervised children away from cobra
And as always, Alcohol and cobras do not mix - just don't do it.

the Alcohol precaution also applies to the 3 wheeler.

My loss (of mobility) is your gain! Looking for "Rascal" scooter or other motorized wheelchair. I want that one in that tv commercial where all those people are at the grand canyon turning circles in place. Those look really good but I can't remember the name of them.
email me.

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I know bro, I would have, but I want people to appreciate the pic of the 3 wheeler....

anyway...

[playinpearls]

wow.

[Joe Gress]

Guy has too much time on his hands.






Wasn't there a snake guy here on TB?

[WookieeForLife]

Yes there is a snake guy on TB and I love the text about the cobra.


Advisable precautions for owning a Spitting Cobra:
Do not make eye contact with Cobra
Do not shout at Cobra
Do not turn your back away from Cobra, especially when cobra stands erect in striking pose.
Do not use water to wash out venom from eyes - it only makes it worse.
Maintain ample supply of anti-venom
Keep unsupervised children away from cobra
And as always, Alcohol and cobras do not mix - just don't do it.



Classic

[fenderx55]

I sent this to one of my friends from college. Right now he lives in an apartment and I live with my parents, and when I need to step back and take a look at my life, he's the dude who gets drunk with me and says "we should probably stop drinking."


Phil(Fla): can we never get old and buy/build **** like that for the rest of our lives?
me: yes. we need to hit 35
by then we'll (hopefully) have our own houses+garages
and no parents to yell at us
just wives
Phil(Fla): who can be quieted, lol
all right, then it's settled
me: yes
first we get the jobs
then we get the wives
then we get the houses
then we get the sweet projects that end up in cobras and adult mobility chairs
Phil(Fla): when do we get the slacks?
me: well, we sort of have the slacks

That is all. Thought I'd share how that 3wheeler came to be.

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Originally Posted by fenderx55

Phil(Fla): can we never get old and buy/build **** like that for the rest of our lives?
me: yes. we need to hit 35
by then we'll (hopefully) have our own houses+garages
and no parents to yell at us
just wives
Phil(Fla): who can be quieted, lol
all right, then it's settled
me: yes
first we get the jobs
then we get the wives
then we get the houses
then we get the sweet projects that end up in cobras and adult mobility chairs
Phil(Fla): when do we get the slacks?
me: well, we sort of have the slacks

That is all. Thought I'd share how that 3wheeler came to be.

ROTFLMAO! Classic! well done.

[Atoz]

Do not taunt Spitting Cobra.

[Thunderscreech]

Originally Posted by hover

I know bro, I would have, but I want people to appreciate the pic of the 3 wheeler....

anyway...

Oh yeah, That's safe. lets make tires out of inter tubes guys.

[Tama]

Heidi Ho, it's the Mr. Obvious show...lets take a caller:



"Advisable precautions for owning a Spitting Cobra:
Do not make eye contact with Cobra
Do not shout at Cobra
Do not turn your back away from Cobra, especially when cobra stands erect in striking pose.
Do not use water to wash out venom from eyes - it only makes it worse.
Maintain ample supply of anti-venom
Keep unsupervised children away from cobra
And as always, Alcohol and cobras do not mix - just don't do it.

the Alcohol precaution also applies to the 3 wheeler."


Uh...DUH

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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech

lets make tires out of inter tubes guys.

yeah, inner tubes too.

hahaha

r u imply not cushy ride?