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10-22-2011, 11:10 AM
|  | Basement Clef | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Below Ground, Detroit area | | | 50 Things we Learn from The Movies
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2. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
5. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
10. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
16. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
26. No matter how dead you think you’ve killed a bad guy, he can still get up at three more times.
There all here: http://pleated-jeans.com/2011/09/05/...rom-the-movies
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10-22-2011, 01:06 PM
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10-22-2011, 01:14 PM
|  | Is this thing on? | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Where else? In the dog house. | | | All female crime scene investigators are hot. All of them. |
10-22-2011, 01:56 PM
|  | Master of Reality | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | | People take their last breath at an effective dramatic time and location, and use that moment to pass on a plot changing set of last words.
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10-22-2011, 02:02 PM
|  | Friends, Romans, Bass Players... | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Spencer, MA, USA | | The guy or guys wearing red shirts that are beaming down to the planet's surface with the landing party are dead ducks!
Captain Kirk on the ship intercom: "Ensign Smith from Security, report to the Transporter Room for Landing Party duty." Suddenly there's a loud yell coming from three floors down!  
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10-22-2011, 03:05 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Melnibone | | Quote:
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10. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
| and, in a race against time, you will always cut the correct wire just as the timer runs out. |
10-22-2011, 03:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Colo Spgs, CO-I hate it here!! | | | The Streets are always wet
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10-22-2011, 04:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: NYC | | | Nothing bad happens when it is sunny outside. But rain is a sure sign of bad things on the horizon. And thunder? You better get the hell out of dodge. |
10-22-2011, 04:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Saint John, NB, Canada | | 3. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
As a former sheet metal worker, I always got a kick out of this. They always seem smooth as silk with no joints, plus they never sag, unless the plot calls for it. I also did the insulation on several jobs. The old pin and clip system could be painful!
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10-22-2011, 05:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Birmingham, UK | | | Policemen/soldiers are completely inept, but a group of teenagers with no training or equipment can always defeat even the most terrifying peril.
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10-22-2011, 06:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Winnipeg | | | All bags of groceries are paper and include a French loaf.
No one locks their doors when they leave home.
If a soldier shows a picture of his girl back home, he will die.
Cabs always appear exactly when you need one.
When you answer the phone, the other person can tell you an entire story in 5 seconds.
All car chases involve a fruit stand and/or 2 people carrying a pane of glass.
Tires squeal on gravel. |
10-22-2011, 06:14 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Central Alabama | | | At the end of every phone call they just hang up. No " goodbye, talk to you later, no nothing." |
10-22-2011, 06:38 PM
|  | closet rockstar | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Philippines | | | the asian guy always knows martial arts |
10-22-2011, 06:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Central Alabama | | | Every computer makes annoying noises. |
10-22-2011, 08:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK | | | i love these threads!
- no one ever turns on the kitchen light at night. you just open the fridge and it lights up the room.
- the hero gets beaten 9 ways to Tuesday, but only flinches when a cute girl tends his wounds
- in bed, bedsheets somehow always cover women's breasts, even when they sit up and everyone really wants to see them
- guns never run out of bullets
- you can get shot and be fine. even if you'd probably die of bloodloss/trauma/exploding in real life
- when you punch someone in the face, it makes a noise like a melon being hit with a crowbar
- the phrase 'we got company' can be used to indicate a dangerous turn of events
- terrorists are all from the middle east
- supervillians are all from europe. mainly switzerland.
- if you indulge in extra-marital sex or drugs, you will be murdered brutally by some guy in a mask. or a shark. |
10-22-2011, 08:39 PM
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10-22-2011, 08:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2011 Location: Central NY | | | "you gotta shoot 'em in the head"
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10-22-2011, 08:53 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: North Carolina | | RPG, bomb, and rocket explosions are A LOT bigger in movies than any I've seen else where. 
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10-22-2011, 09:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Campbell, KaliFornia | | | Guys, usually police, with pistols, always kill the guys, usually the bad guys, with fully automatic weapons.
Cars always explode all over the place, even in minor wrecks.
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10-22-2011, 09:57 PM
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