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08-02-2010, 04:32 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | Ad Slogan
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I just finished mowing my lawn, and since mowers now have so many built in safety features it is difficult to hurt yourself, I had pleanty of time to let my mind wander. On its way back, old ad slogans came to it. I decided to start a game thread with them. I'll start a slogan and whoever finishes it starts another one.
I'd walk a mile for...(No, Maki, it's not "a hot Asian chick.")
I'd walk a mile for...
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Bacon gives me a lard on.
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08-02-2010, 04:34 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | wait, are we supposed to finish the actual slogan or make one up but follow with part of a real one? Me no comprende...?
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08-02-2010, 04:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | Finish the slogan correctly, then start a new one.
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Bacon gives me a lard on.
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08-02-2010, 06:22 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | ...a Camel; *Winston tastes good...*
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert He who throws mud only loses ground. |
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08-02-2010, 06:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | | I'd walk a mile while touching cloth...
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08-02-2010, 06:27 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMan118 I'd walk a mile while touching cloth... | Dude- you been in the DMV or somethin? I answered 3 minutes ago!
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08-02-2010, 06:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban Dude- you been in the DMV or somethin? I answered 3 minutes ago! | Infact I have and the Social Security office and the state human resources dept.
Apparently the internets on my phone has some serious lag.
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08-02-2010, 06:41 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMan118 Infact I have and the Social Security office and the state human resources dept.
Apparently the internets on my phone has some serious lag. |  approved 
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert He who throws mud only loses ground. | |
08-02-2010, 07:01 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Melnibone | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban ...a Camel; *Winston tastes good...* | ...like a cigarette should.
LSMFT... |
08-02-2010, 08:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | Lucky Strike Means Flavor, Too.
Ultra Brite gives your mouth...
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08-02-2010, 08:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles | | | ...sex appeal.
"Plop plop fizz fizz,..... |
08-02-2010, 09:35 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Stumbo ...sex appeal.
"Plop plop fizz fizz,..... | Oh what a relief it is!
Now, a song: 'Two for the road- two for the road, baby- for you, maybe... '
Edit: I'm thinking this will be a stumper- 24 hour rule?
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert He who throws mud only loses ground. |
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08-02-2010, 10:23 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Memphis, TN | | Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowtippy Lucky Strike Means Flavor, Too.
Ultra Brite gives your mouth... | I always thought LSMFT stood for "Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco".
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08-02-2010, 10:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff K I always thought LSMFT stood for "Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco". | It did. Then they changed/added "Flavor, Too" and also "Filter Tip". Different add campaigns.
Should a gentleman offer a lady...
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08-02-2010, 10:40 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowtippy Should a gentleman offer a lady... | Hey! No one got mine yet! Are we using rules or *guidelines*?
I actually prefer *guidelines* 
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08-02-2010, 11:08 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | I'll start a new one. This was found on roadside signs....this is one of many actual ads:
You've laughed /
At our signs /
For many a mile /
Be a sport /
Give us a trial /
(Fill in two-word product name)
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08-02-2010, 11:16 PM
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EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | Burma Shave!
I don't know the "Two for the road" one.
Here's mine:
"You asked for it, you..."
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08-02-2010, 11:43 PM
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Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | | "got it, Toyota!"
"Us Taryton smokers would rather..."
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Originally Posted by KillianRussell The best hat for metal, is the hat the dude, Kesslari wore the other day to open for The Ohio Players. | Funkranomicon
Fretless Instrumentals: Folk in A
Zon, Genz Benz, BFM and LDS
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08-02-2010, 11:46 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by kesslari "got it, Toyota!"
"Us Taryton smokers would rather..." | Fight than switch!
Dang, why do we keep going cigarette? In fact, the tune I quoted was for Tiparello Smalls, a mini-cigar. The Clint Eastwood/Charles Bronson-esque cowboy theme is still clear in my memory. I was probably 7...
OK- new entry(another song): 'Ooey gooey, rich & chewey inside/tender, cakey- golden flakey outside/wrap the inside with the outside & it's good ______ tootin- it's the big ___ ______!
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08-03-2010, 01:59 AM
| | OVNIFX
EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | "Is it good? Darn tootin', it's the big Fig Newton."
"Don't give me a so so soda, the same old cola, I wanna rock and rola..."
Last edited by bongomania : 08-03-2010 at 02:06 AM.
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