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Old 08-02-2010, 03:40 PM
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Al Gore embraces his newfound freedom

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As funny as the article is, this thread is even funnier.
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Maybe we'll get to see Al Gore on VH1's That Metal Show!
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HE DID A MARK WILSON!!!


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Cute, very cute!

Isn't it amazing that some people still haven't figured out what The Onion is?? They gotta get out more.

But I should note that Gore is innocent; no prosecution = no guilt in our legal system..
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I miss Bill Clinton. What a dirty, dirty man. Gore is the wet spot on Bill's trousers.
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Just in case some of you don't "get it" that article is completely false.

I mean can you really believe Gore wearing a Megadeth t-shirt?

He's a multi-millionaire. That's not his crappy-ass stereo, his junky TV, his barfy carpet or his $10 stretch pants.

Photoshopped.

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