All I need to know, I learned from TalkBass

[Loose Cannon]

Ok, I've seen these lists and books around for a long time. All I need to know, I learned from a cow, my cat, in Kindergarten, from Star Trek...whatever!

We have all learned so much from TalkBass, that I think it is time to compile some of this wisdom that is so freely dispensed, distributed, and disseminated amongst us free of charge and often free of even being asked for.

What pearls of wisdom have you learned from TalkBass?

If I may, I would like to start:



Just when you think you know all the answers, Major Metal has another question.

[Mike Money]

In life, there are those who can blatantly ignore and break the rules without consequence merely because of their so called "power." Also, those people do not like it when there so-called subordinates engage in the same behavior.


Depending on whether it is life or TB...


Some go to jail, others get banned.

[Snakeman1066]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

Ok, I've seen these lists and books around for a long time. All I need to know, I learned from a cow, my cat, in Kindergarten, from Star Trek...whatever!

We have all learned so much from TalkBass, that I think it is time to compile some of this wisdom that is so freely dispensed, distributed, and disseminated amongst us free of charge and often free of even being asked for.

What pearls of wisdom have you learned from TalkBass?

If I may, I would like to start:



Just when you think you know all the answers, Major Metal has another question.

Thats Ok Maki will be there to answer it for us (and usually make me spit Diet Rockstar on my monitor...lol )

[dman_113]

I've learned that some people are so lazy they don't even use spell check.

[MakiSupaStar]

Jive is possibly the smelliest person on the planet.

[Aaron Saunders]

That at my age, it's about quantity, not quality?

[crkempton]

The more gear you have, the less ability matters

[Vic Winters]

If you write a paper about it in college, you are the authority of the topic. Despite what others with more first hand experience have to say.

[MakiSupaStar]

Bruce will always win an argument by besting you in a war of attrition.

[magnusdeus123]

That the poorest guy living in Kosovo still owns 23 custom basses.....

[Tegzsa]

That the internet is not a good substitute for anger management therapy.

That "all things in moderation, including moderation" are wise words not often adhered to.

[syciprider]

That despite it being around for almost two decades, many people still take the internet too seriously.

[Valerus]

I've learned...

WRONG, BUT STRONG.

haha.

[jady]

I've learned from Maki that pics of Asian women can heal all wounds.

[i_got_a_mohawk]

That i should have never taken on board what anyone says about anything, and just lived with the gear i had

[CrazyArcher]

That Americans will always remind a Frenchman that he's, well, French...

[Chunk-O-Funk]

When others post drunk it can be very funny.

[morf]

That even racists and child molesters play bass!

[mike_v_s]

Nothing unifies the members here like the hate of a product and the chance to assert their superiority through purchasing.

Entertaining six people is harder (but more rewarding) than generic humor.

If someone hasn't gotten something by the second pass, explanation will be as futile as a debate with a bag of hammers.

Even morf will drop a nugget of wisdom...and it's the post above me.

Mike

[morf]

Originally Posted by CrazyArcher

That Americans will always remind a Frenchman that he's, well, French...

You mean that Americans will always get furiously owned by the frenchman in any battle of wits?

Yes, I concur.