Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Off Topic [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Off Topic [BG] Non-music-related discussion and chat


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 10-19-2008, 02:28 PM
bassybill's Avatar
No need to ask, he's a smooth...
Moderator
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: West Midlands UK
Supporting Member
All time most totally **** spam...

Sign in to disble this ad
Why do they even bother? I cannot believe anybody, anywhere would be so stupidly gullible as to do anything at all profitable for the pathetic loser who sent me this...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amateur spam sending loser
London Academic service Exchange Of Kids, College And Undergraduate Tutor¡¯s Agent Worldwide Alumni forum.
Greeting, our company only offer job for home tutors worldwide and help people find tutor for there children with future IADB Assurance Programs, will are offer jobs in our highly professional technicians have good knowledge in IACP,IADB,GMAT,GMC,GMS Do u needs kids, college and undergraduate student and job? in the following subject and country (mathematics, English, music, German, computer, physic French biology, chemistry.) will need tutors from(U K ,U S A,GERMANY, FRANCE, EUROPE, NIGERIA CANADA) will almost have up to 700 student every year that is register with are company through there parent request and regards. working in another country but wanted there children to come and spend holiday with them why some are to stay permanent with there parent but need home tutors for them to keep them busy first before any other things¡¦¡¦¡¦¡¦.Will only help them get visa,assurance program and home tutors that is very nearer to there workings countries. Do you needs job or kids, College and undergraduate student in your home tutors? if yes mail us back in time by filling this following gaps and resend it back to us ok.
FIRST NAME:______________________________ LAST NAME:_____________________________________ CONTACT ADDRESS:_____________________________
CITY:____________________________________________
STATE:__________________________________________
SUBJECT:________________________________________
TUTOR OPTION:__________________________________
TOTAL FEES:_____________________________________
ZIP CODE:________________________________________
COUNTRY:_______________________________________
PHONE NUMBERS:________________________________
OCCUPATION:____________________________________
AGE_____________________________________________
SEX______________________________________________
Additional information:
best way you like to be contacted: Phone/Email
The Basic Summary of the Job - You are to receive payments on behalf of the company from parent that own the children and process them in your account and cash them and deduct your fees on every payment that you process (For instance if you receive a payment in form of check/money order in an amount of $7000 that mean automatically you will get fees as your stipend off that payment and send the remaining fees to our company bursar via western union for future fees payment of those student .)Note: All payments may come in form of checks/money orders/bank transfers and western union, money transfers.
Thanks for taking your time to read this message
Mr. Garry Demunt. ADDRESS
General manager Tutors agent alumni forum
Cordinator 51 astbury rd,
Management and board of registrar LONDON. SE15
Regard znl.uk
Mr Garry Demunt email:tutorsalumniprogram@gmail.com
It's so bad, it's almost a work of art.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by SBassman View Post
Man, I'd soil myself playing in a band like that.
  #2  
Old 10-19-2008, 02:46 PM
santucci218's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Pittsburgh
Send a message via AIM to santucci218
Supporting Member
haha, that really takes the cake man.
  #3  
Old 10-19-2008, 02:50 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Bilbao España
Send a message via MSN to vene-nemesis
LoL

I loved:

Locations "U K ,U S A,GERMANY, FRANCE, EUROPE, NIGERIA, CANADA"

And:

"The Basic Summary of the Job - You are to receive payments on behalf of the company from parent that own the children..."
  #4  
Old 10-19-2008, 02:52 PM
santucci218's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Pittsburgh
Send a message via AIM to santucci218
Supporting Member
Do you needs job or kids, College and undergraduate student in your home tutors?

my head just blew up!
  #5  
Old 10-19-2008, 02:53 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: NET
Where I am these "Nigerian messages" are a byword. I especially like "parent that own the children".
__________________

  #6  
Old 10-19-2008, 02:54 PM
hbarcat's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Rochelle, Illinois
GOLD Supporting Member
Quote:
Originally Posted by bassybill View Post
Why do they even bother? I cannot believe anybody, anywhere would be so stupidly gullible as to do anything at all profitable for the pathetic loser who sent me this...


If even 1 person in a million is gullible enough to fall for this and the perpetrators can send many millions of copies of this file virtually with no effort and with no cost, then they make money. And I'm pretty sure that more than 1 person in a million is that gullible.
__________________
Purple is a fruit.- H. Simpson
  #7  
Old 10-19-2008, 02:58 PM
santucci218's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Pittsburgh
Send a message via AIM to santucci218
Supporting Member
Quote:
Originally Posted by hbarcat View Post
If even 1 person in a million is gullible enough to fall for this and the perpetrators can send many millions of copies of this file virtually with no effort and with no cost, then they make money. And I'm pretty sure that more than 1 person in a million is that gullible.
i already sent my reply for the money!

suckers!
  #8  
Old 10-19-2008, 03:00 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Athens, Greece
Spam can be awesome!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban View Post
Strings on; pants off
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:37 AM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.