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08-24-2009, 04:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Pennsylvania | | | Almost True
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I think the drummer should probably have a bigger piece o' the pie. |
08-24-2009, 04:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Bugtussle | | Dang man, I'm a drummer AND over 40.
That pie ainta lookin' too good for me...LOL  |
08-24-2009, 05:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA. | | | True.
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08-24-2009, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by WookieeForLife  True. | I've got: thrombosis, dromododis, chronic halitosis, shingles and a bad addiction to Flintstones chewables.
So, I think my chances are pretty good still |
08-24-2009, 07:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Suburbia, USA | | | ahhh... this is why there are hundreds of guitar players/ vocalists in my highschool... |
08-24-2009, 08:04 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | | mmm...pie. |
08-24-2009, 08:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Pennsylvania | | | I once made a pie chart to show my favorite bars, and a bar graph to show my favorite pies. |
08-24-2009, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by DerHoggz I once made a pie chart to show my favorite bars, and a bar graph to show my favorite pies. | I was told I was a smart feller...or was that a fart smeller....anyways... |
08-24-2009, 08:44 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Filthydelphia, USA | | That graph is baloney. Drummers get the most a** because they can't contain themselves and they strike up conversations with every female passerby while they're setting up their kits. By the end of the gig they're on a first name basis with every female that passes within 20 feet of the stage. Bassists and guitards are too busy fussing fussing over their sound, tuning, and guitar stands to even notice half the time. The guitards, however, have the advantage of soloing during the set, so we're often the least noticeable. Oddly, I chose bass and I still would do the same. I love playing bass because we get to lay the foundation while those wankers go off on ecstatic hot dog sound excursions. It's all good.... 
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08-24-2009, 08:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: FL | | | I'm the drummer and my wife is the vocalist so I guess I get 55% of the pie....or is it all the pie or no pie? or maybe just the same pie every day for the rest of my life...depends on how ya look at it I guess |
08-24-2009, 09:03 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | Well I'm a 1% dating a 50% then.
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08-24-2009, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Quadcam I'm the drummer and my wife is the vocalist so I guess I get 55% of the pie....or is it all the pie or no pie? or maybe just the same pie every day for the rest of my life...depends on how ya look at it I guess | Somehow, I think this is akin to dividing by zero.
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08-24-2009, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by DerHoggz
I think the drummer should probably have a bigger piece o' the pie. | Our drummer was always the playboy in the band.
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08-24-2009, 11:20 PM
|  | I hate. | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The state of denial. | | | That chart is only true given that there isn't a gross unbalance in regard to attractiveness levels within the band. If the front is kinda fug but the drummer looks like he nine-to-fives as an underwear model, ratios have to be recalculated.
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