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Old 05-04-2009, 02:52 PM
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my symtoms include:

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fever

and the urge to f**k in the mud
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take a hot clothes iron, press it against your forearm and let it sizzle for about 30 seconds. Now lick it, if it tastes like bacon, then send me your basses.
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my symtoms include:

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Depends what **** means.

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Old 05-04-2009, 07:03 PM
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Yesterday about 10:30 P.M. I started getting a really bad headache, went right to sleep and sweat was pouring out of me like there was no tomorrow, I feel fine right now only a slight headache but that's about it, hope is not the flu
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:07 PM
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take a hot clothes iron, press it against your forearm and let it sizzle for about 30 seconds. Now lick it, if it tastes like bacon, then send me your basses.
best....advice....ever....

This got me thinking....Wonder how fast I could cook bacon with an iron? I've heard of ironed grill cheese...
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yes of course you do.

you live to close to mexico. just like this other guy from texas i suggest you run... HE RANNNN HE RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAYYYYYYYYYYYY, COULDN'T GET AWAY!
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yes of course you do.

you live to close to mexico. just like this other guy from texas i suggest you run... HE RANNNN HE RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAYYYYYYYYYYYY, COULDN'T GET AWAY!
da da da da da da da, na na na na, nananana na na na, wow wow wow wow, wow wow.

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