Another Reason to be Nice to Your Wife or Girlfriend

Dr. Cheese · #1 07-17-2011, 08:19 PM

The Associated Press: Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

This is a rough one!

**jmattbassplaya** · #2 07-17-2011, 08:28 PM

Well one thing's for sure, it's certainly gonna be hard to get a rise out of him after that one.

dave64o · #3 07-17-2011, 08:29 PM

Sad thing is that this probably won't be taken as seriously as it should be because the story is (chuckle) about some guy's (snicker) "willie" (yes, the joking is 100% sarcastic). I predict there will be more jokes made about this story than there will be outrage over the act.

But can you imagine the outrage against any man who maimed a woman in such a violent, shocking manner?!?!?!

**colcifer** · #4 07-17-2011, 08:30 PM

Where's hover... Mark? This thread could be good.

Dr. Cheese · #5 07-17-2011, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave64o

Sad thing is that this probably won't be taken as seriously as it should be because the story is (chuckle) about some guy's (snicker) "willie". (yes, the joking is 100% sarcastic).

But can you imagine the outrage against any man who maimed a woman in such a violent, shocking manner?!?!?!

That's true.

champbassist · #6 07-17-2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave64o

Sad thing is that this probably won't be taken as seriously as it should be because the story is (chuckle) about some guy's (snicker) "willie" (yes, the joking is 100% sarcastic). I predict there will be more jokes made about this story than there will be outrage over the act.

But can you imagine the outrage against any man who maimed a woman in such a violent, shocking manner?!?!?!

Sad but true.

[sarcasm]As females are the weaker sex, I think we should call such incidents female empowerment. She must've been an Iron Lady to have done something like that.[/sarcasm]

UnsungZeros · #7 07-17-2011, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave64o

Sad thing is that this probably won't be taken as seriously as it should be because the story is (chuckle) about some guy's (snicker) "willie" (yes, the joking is 100% sarcastic). I predict there will be more jokes made about this story than there will be outrage over the act.

But can you imagine the outrage against any man who maimed a woman in such a violent, shocking manner?!?!?!

Sadly, you've been proven correct. This crime is being laughed off because the victim was a man. See it for yourself here on a recent episode of the "The Talk" on CBS:

CBS The Talk - Catherine Kieu Castrates Husband - YouTube

The comments by Sharon Osbourne in particular are appalling.

**colcifer** · #8 07-17-2011, 09:17 PM

I'm plenty outraged but I'll also be plenty amused by the jokes. Here's hoping they replace his penis with whatever was up that woman's bum.

hover · #9 07-17-2011, 09:18 PM

After looking at her mug shot, I presume he cut his own crankadoodle off, so'se not to have to bang that no'mo'

NoahKnapp · #10 07-17-2011, 09:22 PM

I'd hate to be the guests that got argued over. That'd be awkward.

MJ5150 · #11 07-17-2011, 09:42 PM

18 years later, we have a new Lorena Bobbitt.

-Mike

JimB52 · #12 07-17-2011, 09:59 PM

I try to keep the unit away from sharp objects, especially when wielded by an angry spouse. Just to be on the safe side.

**jmattbassplaya** · #13 07-17-2011, 11:42 PM

Tsk Tsk. I was expecting a series of horrible, and yet horribly funny, puns upon my return to this thread this evening.

TB:OT, you have let me down.

MakiSupaStar · #14 07-18-2011, 12:29 AM

There's a lesson to be learned here. NEVER LIVE WITH YOUR EX-WIFE. Dumb dumb dumb.

Crazy thing. Westminster is my local courthouse. Picture 8 is of a bailiff that I remember working a courtroom when I went to go fight a ticket. Weird. Creepy weird.

Big_Daddy · #15 07-18-2011, 12:39 AM

We don't have a garbage disposal unit, so I'm safe.

Longhair · #16 07-18-2011, 01:32 AM

I remember when the Lorena Bobbitt thing happened.

Talk about a scary time because it showed the world that women could cut off a man's penis and nothing would happen to the woman.

dave64o · #17 07-18-2011, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnsungZeros

Sadly, you've been proven correct. This crime is being laughed off because the victim was a man. See it for yourself here on a recent episode of the "The Talk" on CBS:

CBS The Talk - Catherine Kieu Castrates Husband - YouTube

The comments by Sharon Osbourne in particular are appalling.

Can you imagine any group of men on any show still having jobs 10 seconds after having that such an offensive and callous conversation about any violence done to any woman? Of course they wouldn't. And do you think they'd actually air that episode of the show? Never! And yet CBS was idiotic enough to air it because the whole thing is just a big, laughable "dick joke".

I found a link on CBS website to voice opinions on their programming and I complained. Here's the link to it if you're inclined to do the same.

hover · #18 07-18-2011, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnsungZeros

The comments by Sharon Osbourne in particular are appalling.

Well she would know, she castrated Ozzy's career 20 years ago...

tastybasslines · #19 07-18-2011, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave64o

Can you imagine any group of men on any show still having jobs 10 seconds after having that such an offensive and callous conversation about any violence done to any woman? Of course they wouldn't. And do you think they'd actually air that episode of the show? Never! And yet CBS was idiotic enough to air it because the whole thing is just a big, laughable "dick joke".

I found a link on CBS website to voice opinions on their programming and I complained. Here's the link to it if you're inclined to do the same.

I complained. That is terribly disgusting.

sandmangeck · #20 07-18-2011, 06:08 AM

Why was he still eating the food his ex cooked, and living with her. He set himself up for failure.