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02-16-2011, 07:17 PM
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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
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02-16-2011, 07:28 PM
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02-16-2011, 07:36 PM
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02-16-2011, 08:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | this is my new favourite website. thank you.
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02-16-2011, 08:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada | | | This MUST be German. I'm sure they have a patent on those jokes or something ...
edit : That one got me :
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
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02-16-2011, 08:48 PM
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Some of my favorites are:
What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both live underground, except for the Eagle.
Knock, knock, "Whos there?" The police, your whole family is dead.
Whats the best way to get a clown off of a swing? Hit with with an axe.
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02-16-2011, 08:51 PM
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02-17-2011, 07:16 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
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02-17-2011, 09:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | | I found the web-site few days ago thanks to stumble upon.Here's my fav. anti-joke:
A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling.
"I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said.
So he found some berries, but spit them out.
"These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said.
He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees.
"That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said.
He then stumbled upon a cabin.
"I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered.
The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.
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03-21-2011, 06:04 PM
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How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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03-21-2011, 06:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | Saw this a while back, brilliant site, some of it really isnt safe for TB tho!
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03-21-2011, 06:50 PM
|  | Esteemed Nitpicker | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away | | | There are great lulz to be found there.
Wanna hear a joke?
Go ask a comedian.
What do you call a black person who flys a plane?
Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A tragic accident waiting to happen. |
03-21-2011, 07:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Danville, VA | | | My favorite:
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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