Any Chinese food culinarists around?

[cdef]

Okay, this menu is obviously a source of much spontaneous hilarity because of the absurd translations, but I'd really like to know what kind of dishes these actually are:

"Nepoleon fries the idea powder"
"Thousand enrich the special features three text cure"
"The water is as well"
"Elder brother the ground is second"
"The red double is pleased"

http://thebookofshadow.blogspot.com/...-hotel-in.html

[standupright]

house special chicken
chicken shrimp pork low mein
hot pot or taiwanese noodle soup
thousand year old egg with chili sauce
chinese bbq pork pu pu platter

[20db pad]

It's against forum rules to post my favorite dishes on that menu !!

[standupright]

Originally Posted by 20db pad

It's against forum rules to post my favorite dishes on that menu !!

deer p3nis soup?

[cdef]

Originally Posted by standupright

house special chicken
chicken shrimp pork low mein
hot pot or taiwanese noodle soup
thousand year old egg with chili sauce
chinese bbq pork pu pu platter

Wow, thanks! That came promptly.

[20db pad]

Originally Posted by standupright

deer p3nis soup?

Not that.....

[standupright]

Originally Posted by cdef

Wow, thanks! That came promptly.

lol

[ahkiatt]

Originally Posted by standupright

house special chicken
chicken shrimp pork low mein
hot pot or taiwanese noodle soup
thousand year old egg with chili sauce
chinese bbq pork pu pu platter

Most of these Chinese restaurants actually use online translators that mess up the names of the dishes. You can check out icanhascheezburger's engrish section to see what I mean.



They used to use horse pee to treat the duck eggs to turn them into this.

[bassteban]

Happy Family- conjuring images of a smiling, cooked family of 4 in a large soup bowl.